BY THE WAY i did register to vote as a democrat. i was entertaining the idea of being a republican just so i could say "i'm a republican" but it was AT ALL not worth it ( Read more... )

I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD

for my birthday, after emily maren and ted and i had dessert, we went to a convienence store and i bought cigarettes (blue american spirit) and a 50 cent lighter and i was all ready to have the lady say "can i see some ID?" and i'd slap down my ID and be transformed into an adult! but the lady didnt even card me, didnt look like she was remotely ( Read more... )

tomorrow is my birthday. 18. i should go rob some banks tonight so i can get tried as a minor.

I GOT INTO MACALESTER ( Read more... )

News Update: Paula still sucks.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE READING TWO ISABEL ALLENDE BOOKS?!!! i mean, she isnt THAT bad, but, NO! there are a million other authors in the world!

NO NO NO NO NO NO i am boycotting it.

need to get married or baptised or given your last rites? well, now i can do that. because i am an ordained minister now.

hooray!

i had a UPS package that was supposed to be here tuesday and it hasnt come and i looked at the Package Tracker online and it says it was delivered

WHICH MEANS IT WAS STOLEN!

i hope whoever did it has the worst karma in the whole world. maybe i should go Charles Bronson on them and track them down vigilante style and kill them.


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play is going really well. it's exceeded my expectations. i think we forgot that it had funny in it because of all the things that were going wrong ( Read more... )