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*Real name changed to protect the person's real identity
**Real job changed to protect the person
***Real meeting changed to protect the person
(But I did answer the questions truthfully in real life)
Dad: How was Sibol?
Me: It was okay... It was funnier this time around, though.
Dad: Oh, talaga?
Dad: Who were you with?
Me: Oh, sina Jo, and Mu lang.
Dad: Ah. Where did you guys have dinner?
Me: Ah, sa McDo lang. We had merienda there din nga eh!
Dad: Where'd you get tickets? Dun sa gate?
Me: Ah, no. I texted my friend to reserve tickets.
Dad: What friend?
Me: A sibolista po.
Dad: Name?
Me: Mark*
Dad: Mark sino?
Me: Yung part ng band** po ng Sibol.
Dad: Don't try to be pa-cute with me, young lady. I'm asking you who he is!
Me: He's really part of the band po!
Dad: I'M ASKING FOR HIS FAMILY NAME!
Me: Oh. Sorry, mali po yung pagkaintindi ko. I can't remember his family name eh.
Dad: YOU DON'T KNOW THE FAMILY NAME OF THE PEOPLE YOU TEXT?!
Me: No, I forgot lang po.(I really couldn't remember!!)
Dad: Where'd you meet him?
Me: Sa soiree*** po.
Dad: WHY DO YOU TEXT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW?!
Me: I know him, but I just forgot his family name!!
Dad: The fact that you don't know his family name means that you don't know him well enough to text him!!
Me: I know him nga eh, but I just forgot his family name!!
Dad: Don't raise your voice, young lady! You are such a user!
Me: ??!!??
Dad: YOU ARE GROUNDED!
I still do not understand what happened.