Is there one of these out there for Democrats?

[terpelessar]

I'm sure they have plenty of contradictory positions too...

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today (probably updated since you last saw it):

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and
Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
Bush's daddy made war on him; a good guy when Cheney

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[coverthesilence]

Hahaha, that's a great list. What kind of job will you be doing after you graduate?

[terpelessar]

I'll be Instrumentation Engineer at a biotech company...they build a device that uses electroporation to load cells with agents for gene therapy; I'll be working on design and (low-volume) assembly of the devices.

[coverthesilence]

Sweet, are you looking forward to it?

[terpelessar]

Yeah, I think it should be fun. Looking forward to moving, too...the commute while I still live here is going to suck. Plus, I'll be living with one of my old roommates, who has a big-screen TV, a bar, and a personality/lifestyle that's pretty compatible with mine (a little more than my current roommates'). Plus, no more cat to trigger Ellie's allergies (not that I don't like Balrog myself)!