Comments | terpsquared: I've decided

terpsquared

I've decided

Nov 24, 2005 02:24

That I'm the right size, and guys taller than me are just overgrown.

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terpsquared November 24 2005, 15:22:35 UTC

I've decided that this is the reality I'm going to impose on others, too. I was out last night to this bar that apparently had half of my high school, and there was this girl I was talking to mentioned twice how it was amazing we were the same size. I just shrugged it off. The proper game response is along the lines of, "What, you actually like overgrown guys?" Take it a little further with, "Well...I have a buddy who swears by fat women, so everyone's got their own style, I guess." And probably add in something about how she's never tasted a ripe man...take that in the direction of (if she does give head), that she's never had it so good, and if she doesn't, then maybe if she wasn't trying cum off of an overripe vine, she's get it. And maybe I'd let her, if she could earn it.

ex_greymaide85 November 24 2005, 17:45:34 UTC

My man Napoleon was only 5'2" and you don't get much more awesome than Napoleon.

terpsquared November 24 2005, 18:02:52 UTC

That one goes in the answer bank, as well.

ex_greymaide85 November 24 2005, 18:55:59 UTC

"Hey baby, you want me to see the grapeshot cannon?"

ex_greymaide85 November 24 2005, 18:57:01 UTC

Or rather "Hey baby, yoou want to see the grapeshot cannon?"

Or even more cheesy "Just call me Napoleon because I'm going to conquer you, baby!"

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rena_takimoto November 28 2005, 04:36:16 UTC

Just to let you know
Guys who are taller than average (over six feet) are smaller downstairs.
Guys who are shorter are taller downstairs
Be proud of your "BIG" self XD

see_dog December 2 2005, 00:43:52 UTC

that's not true. It's all deception...of course a smaller dude's gunna look like he's got a gigantic rhino wang....he's freakin small. Same thing goes with freakishly thin guys...it just looks bigger...deception. It's all genetics.
There are tall dude's out there that are well balanced all around...I know this...I'm tall.
I mean saying a short guy's got a big one is like saying a guy with big feet or ears have one. It just doesn't hold up. It's ginetics..plain and simple.

see_dog December 2 2005, 00:44:09 UTC

how tall are you?

terpsquared December 4 2005, 23:29:32 UTC

5'5

see_dog December 5 2005, 03:35:06 UTC

I'm damn near a foot taller than you.

terpsquared December 6 2005, 20:38:50 UTC

How's the weather up there?

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terpsquared December 29 2005, 14:52:02 UTC

Reframing. I'm 5'5, and everything is relative.