Hello, cliffhangers!

[terra]

Special salutations to my two newest LJ friends-- comixologist and bornofstars who added me for almost the exact opposite reason. But the inexplicably royal WE is glad that you are here.

Let's play a game!! I'm bored and I haven't really been interacting with you guys as much as of late. Taken from lassarina, who should have married Locke when she had the chance.

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[margyydoodle]

Cyclops
FF4 Cid
and Iceman

[terra]

ICEMAN IS GOING OFF A CLIFF.

I AM NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY, but yeah, HE THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GET ANY COOLER.

I would hit Scott but we know how marrying him turns out.

So I'd marry FFIV CID.

FOR YOU:

Gambit, Don Corneo, Setzer

[margyydoodle]

HAHA! I hope be breaks at the bottom.

FF4 Cid eh.. then you must have liked when you walked around as him in the DS version cause he would shakes his ass :(

HEHE

I would marry Gambit of course!
I would NEVER want to do the Don, I might catch something, so I would drop him off a cliff in Wutai
so I guess I would do Setzer! CLOSE ENOUGH TO GAMBIT, AMIRITE?

Ok..
Superman, Ward (FF8) and Prof. X :D

[terra]

IDK, Professor X off the cliff because he's kind of a douche, Ward I would have a one night stand with I don't know why, and I'd marry Superman.

OKAY.

Rogue, Emma Frost, Jean Grey

[sushihane]

Don't know if these three guys have been asked before so how about Nash, Percival and Borus? :) I went there.

[terra]

Surprisingly not. Given it's me.

THIS IS REALLY HARD, GIVEN I'D MARRY ALL OF THEM.

But Borus = off the cliff, one night stand with Nash, and marry Percy. Oh, Percy. ♥

FOR YOU:
Lezard, Ehrde, and ummmm, Llewelyn.

[sushihane]

LOL sorry Borus, can't compete with a Harmonian spy and well, Percival.

Oh man, forced to imagine marriage or a one night stand with a brilliant pedo and a moody little archer. OKAY. UM. One night stand with Ehrde and platonic marriage with Lezard pls. As for Llewelyn, well that little whiner is going off the cliff into the ocean.

Okay one more! Tales territory! Jade, Zelos, and ahh Guy.

[terra]

FOR SERIOUS. PERCIVAL IS PERCIVAL. THAT IS ONE HOT PIECE OF SEXEN.

It's okay, Lezard was already married to his left hand.

Mmmmm, well. I would marry Guy. Like, in an instant. He would be a great long term companion and really force you to be a better person. Plus, he's a count. It's a shame he's only interested in girls if they're robots!!

I would have a one night stand with Zelos, to see if he lived up to his own hype. (Probably not, but you know, it would be an experience. There's a reason every girl in the world will give him a little trinket.)

Which means I'd toss poor Jade off the cliff. (And I love Jade!!) I guess he'll have to use his "Penetrator" on someone else.

Um, okay: Edgar, Setzer, Locke.

[proskynesis]

Keats
Shelley
Byron

;)

[terra]

SHELLEY == OFF THE CLIFF.

Maybe his massive amounts of hair could save him.

One night stand with Byron, marry Junkets.

FOR YOU:

Alexander, Hephaestion, Darius

[proskynesis]

Nooooooo! ;___;

Cliff Alexander; he'd be most likely to survive, if his track record is anything to go by.

One night stand with Hephaestion. \o/

Marry Darius. HE HAS A BEARD!!!!!

FOR YOU: Aeneas, Achilles, Odysseus

[terra]

:O :O

Actually I'd have a one night stand with Aeneas, b/c that's obviously all he's good for, but I imagine him as really hot, son of Venus and all. (I mean, especially as he's a total Mary Sue. He probably sparkles or something. I bet his eyes change color with his moods.)

Odysseus is clearly the one I'd marry.

So, SING GODDESS OF THE RAGE OF THAT SON OF PELEUS.

YOUR TURN: Homer, Dante, Virgil

Oh I went there.

[thrives]

ULTRON
THE WARDEN OF THE CUBE
RORSCHACH

[terra]

GOD.

WHAT.

WHAT.

Warden of the Cube == OFF THE CLIFF

THOUGH I WOULD HATE IT A ONE NIGHT STAND W/RORSCHACH. Maybe we could just be in the same bed together and no one would have to touch anything.

I GUESS I AM MARRYING ULTRON

For you:

QUEEN VERANKE
KATE BISHOP
MOLLY HAYES

[thrives]

Screw: Queen Veranke
Marry: Kate Bishop
Cliff: Molly (SORRY MOLLY BUT I AM NOT A PEDO SORRY D8)

[dresstokill]

Flik, Viktor or ODESSA? XD

[terra]

Marry Flik, one night with Viktor, Odessa's ALREADY DEAD.

AHAHAH.

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOSE TO ACCEPT IT:

Duncan. Logan. Piz.

[dresstokill]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND SHE'S ALIVE >_>; (but yes, you make sense)

Well, I honestly adore all the Veronica Mars boys, but I'd have to throw Duncan off the cliff (I think he'd be rubbish in bed, and let's face it, he's got wife beater written all over him).

I'm having a truly hard time deciding between Logan and Piz, who I love almost equally but for totally different reasons. I think I would have hot secks with Logan and probably marry Piz.

From Narnia: Peter, Edmund or Prince Caspian?