I am as I ever was, and ever shall be

[terra]

I decided I would make a post in the form of letters to different people.

Comments

[havens]

DIRTY UNDERWEAR?? AHAHAHA EW

[terra]

TO MAKE IT MORE DISTURBING:

Some of it was little girl underwear.

[havens]

O_o

I have never seen underwear in the street here wtf

[terra]

...

Are you looking?

[ashe]

"P.S. HAMILTON WAS HOTTER"

AHAHHWHEHFAWELFAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH oh man. What's the &ct;? *stupid* I've seen it before and I'm just like, aaaah.

[terra]

TRUTH.

It means et cetera, it's a pretentious old-fashioned way of saying it. :)

[blienky27]

Next time, please include more money.

Is that not always your motto? Cause it's mine! Also, dirty underwear EW.

[terra]

It probably should be, but I feel guilty about taking money off the street. Like I'm stealing from a distance.

[blienky27]

See, if there was a way to figure out whose it is, then I would feel guilty, but if it's just a random $20 bill in the street, it is mine.

[garrus]

....a LIVE CHICKEN? Everyone's freaking out about the underwear, but COME ON.

[terra]

It was a chicken who had merely escaped for the moment. I could see the yard where it was supposed to go.

[ex_dwimmer]

One of my neighbors is missing their chicken.

Here I thought they just ate it :\

[terra]

HMMMMMMM. This is a mystery indeed.

[ex_dwimmer]

Belay that. Turns out they did eat it- or says the still slightly mournful but very full neighbor children. Poor Ambrose the Chicken, you made a good roast or sandwich or whatever people who eat meat eat :(

And mmmmm, Hamilton ♥