I am so blown away and humbled at what happened this Sunday ( Read more... )

I know that there is a reason to have insurance, but I can truly say that they do everything they can to heartlessly screw you. This Christmas, I was going to visit my sister and her family for a few hours. My insurance company has made that imposable ( Read more... )

On Munday I was in a blue funk, thinking about the Christmas Costuming gigs I was missing. Helvetica surprisingly wondered into my hospital room on Monday. I was definatlly happy to see him, when all of a sudden, Milow the Christmas Bear Poked his head in and then bounded into my room. Even my 98 year old room mate and his wife was surprised to ( Read more... )

Terraluna hobbles up to the keyboard at the in Kentfield rehabilitation center. Both of his wings are wrapped up with nasty looking pins sticking out of the left wing, but he can SLOWLY (like a few days) type this with his right finger ( Read more... )

AAARRRRR ye mateys..... The Cap'n, he be leeword of me Main Sail. Blowin at ye scurvy dog that be me, to "stand too, at me lines."

(translation) Hi there friends..... My boss just leaned over my cubical wall and asked me to get back to work.

!!WOW!! 4 out of 5 Dragonlance dragons say Scab is "!!RAR ( Read more... )

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This is a test.

This is only a test of the emergency RARing system.

If this was an actual RAR, you would feel weakening of the knees, a worm trickle down your leg, vapor lock of all brain functions, and basic loss of bodily functions.

This is only a test.


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Do you remember when you were young tykes, on the morning of Christmas. You would wake up at 6:00 am so excited you were going to burst at the seams. Well, you really never loose that feeling when you get older. It just moves to a different day ( Read more... )

The house lights dim in the Live Journal Theater as open mike for a certain small black bat, commences. The large red velvet curtains slowly open to show a lone microphone in the middle of lime lit stage as the audience waits for the speaker to show. No sound except for a few isolated coughs from the patrons echo throughout the net ( Read more... )