THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE
Instead of verbally summarizing what I've been doing for the past month, HERE HAVE A SOUNDTRACK INSTEAD. Because everyone loves free internet musics! And I am pretentious and have no music taste!
You have been warned.
1) BECK - TODAY HAS BEEN A FUCKED UP DAY
Every day of my life for the past two weeks! Fantastic. NOTE: Running away from your friends at lunch is never a good idea! Especially when you have complete and utter mental/physical breakdowns in the hallway shortly afterwards.
2) THE MURDERDOLLS - I LOVE TO SAY FUCK
I sure do!
3) DENNIS LEARY - LIFE'S GONNA SUCK
SING IT
4) ARROGANT WORMS - MALCOM
If only I could solve my problems like Malcom.
5) BEN FOLDS FIVE - ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES
Yes, I'm short. Yes, I'm aware of this. ONE DAY I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH MY MIGHTY ROBOT SUIT OF TALLNESS.
6) THE GAP BAND - OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
I want to punch you like my face wants to be less ugly. PHYSICS, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU! And for the douchebags. You know who you are.
7) LILY ALLEN - KNOCK 'EM OUT
Unforunately, face-punching is not really an option for me. So I will have to devastate you with my rapier sharp wit and vast knowledge of swear words instead.
8) THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - MACHO MAN
But I want to be able to punch you in the face so badly D:
9) THE CAT EMPIRE - THE RHYTHM
Dance dance like there's a party in your pants
10) THE PILLOWS - RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR
ROCK OUT COCK OUT
11) TENACIOUS D - FRIENDSHIP
My friends are on a scale of significantly awesome.
12) OK GO - DO WHAT YOU WANT
SHIT GIRL GET YOUR FREAK ON. I REFUSE TO CONFORM.
13) THE POSTAL SERVICE - NATURAL ANTHEM
Spelling may be a small accomplishment, but a fucking accomplishment it is. YOU ARE DOING THINGS. BE PROUD OF YOURSELF, DUMBASS.
14) REGINA SPEKTOR - OEDIPUS
I am the reigning queen and champion of the realm of Literary Analysis. USELESS, YES. ENJOYABLE, HELL YES.
15) KENNETH BRANAGH - SAINT CRISPIN'S DAY
I love literature.
16) BEN FOLDS - SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS
The world can bite me because I REFUSE TO GIVE UP. You will not triumph, reality!! Your evil ways will not overcome me!!!!
17) THE MOUNTAIN GOATS - THIS YEAR
Because no matter what, I am going to make it through this year if it kills me. Suck on that.
.ZIP OF ALL TRACKS: SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMA.zip
I had way too much ridiculous fun with this. I like it so much that I am now forcing all of you to do it. Make a soundtrack of your day! Of your...mom! Make a soundtrack about how you have a hangnail on your big toe but can't quite bring yourself to rip it off or something, I don't care! JUST DO IT.
ps no individual tracks because I'm lazy.
You have been warned.
1) BECK - TODAY HAS BEEN A FUCKED UP DAY
Every day of my life for the past two weeks! Fantastic. NOTE: Running away from your friends at lunch is never a good idea! Especially when you have complete and utter mental/physical breakdowns in the hallway shortly afterwards.
2) THE MURDERDOLLS - I LOVE TO SAY FUCK
I sure do!
3) DENNIS LEARY - LIFE'S GONNA SUCK
SING IT
4) ARROGANT WORMS - MALCOM
If only I could solve my problems like Malcom.
5) BEN FOLDS FIVE - ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES
Yes, I'm short. Yes, I'm aware of this. ONE DAY I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH MY MIGHTY ROBOT SUIT OF TALLNESS.
6) THE GAP BAND - OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
I want to punch you like my face wants to be less ugly. PHYSICS, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU! And for the douchebags. You know who you are.
7) LILY ALLEN - KNOCK 'EM OUT
Unforunately, face-punching is not really an option for me. So I will have to devastate you with my rapier sharp wit and vast knowledge of swear words instead.
8) THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - MACHO MAN
But I want to be able to punch you in the face so badly D:
9) THE CAT EMPIRE - THE RHYTHM
Dance dance like there's a party in your pants
10) THE PILLOWS - RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR
ROCK OUT COCK OUT
11) TENACIOUS D - FRIENDSHIP
My friends are on a scale of significantly awesome.
12) OK GO - DO WHAT YOU WANT
SHIT GIRL GET YOUR FREAK ON. I REFUSE TO CONFORM.
13) THE POSTAL SERVICE - NATURAL ANTHEM
Spelling may be a small accomplishment, but a fucking accomplishment it is. YOU ARE DOING THINGS. BE PROUD OF YOURSELF, DUMBASS.
14) REGINA SPEKTOR - OEDIPUS
I am the reigning queen and champion of the realm of Literary Analysis. USELESS, YES. ENJOYABLE, HELL YES.
15) KENNETH BRANAGH - SAINT CRISPIN'S DAY
I love literature.
16) BEN FOLDS - SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS
The world can bite me because I REFUSE TO GIVE UP. You will not triumph, reality!! Your evil ways will not overcome me!!!!
17) THE MOUNTAIN GOATS - THIS YEAR
Because no matter what, I am going to make it through this year if it kills me. Suck on that.
.ZIP OF ALL TRACKS: SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMA.zip
I had way too much ridiculous fun with this. I like it so much that I am now forcing all of you to do it. Make a soundtrack of your day! Of your...mom! Make a soundtrack about how you have a hangnail on your big toe but can't quite bring yourself to rip it off or something, I don't care! JUST DO IT.
ps no individual tracks because I'm lazy.