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[terrierfancy]

> There were a lot of things you hadn't expected to happen today. In fact, only the brutal massacre of jolly green assholes had gone according to your plans and even that had gotten a little out of hand. Oh. That's right. You lost an arm today, didn't you? That really sucked

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[turn4bout]

[ GUESS WHO SMELLS YOU FROM A MILE AWAY. GUESS WHO HAS COME TO INVESTIGATE. GUESS WHO ISN'T IN STABBING RANGE. ]

[terrierfancy]

> You're pretty pissed that no one is in the room even though the door was slightly open because SERIOUSLY that is just bad manners.

You would never be caught dead leaving your door open whether you were in it or not. Even if you were waiting for someone you would make them knock. The person who lives in this room is dumb. Super dumb. Dumber than your one-liners dumb.

You'll never admit just how dumb that is--oh hey, it's one of those troll girls. Wait. What the fuck is a troll doing here? You ask her that before pointing your knife at her. Who cares if you're super far away and you haven't seen her in... hell. Fuck. You don't even remember how long ago. Either way you want some answers.

[turn4bout]

> You realized that two can play at this formatting game. And by "two," you mean Cassu and Linda-- however the hell those kids are. You keep this realization to yourself.

However, you do inform SS that Karkat is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep beep meow. This is quickly followed by a brief description of weird time shit.

You find that when posting your response, the journal's layout colors confuse you, but you are far too lazy to adjust it.

[terrierfancy]

> You have a strange feeling that you should know this strange and elusive 'Cassu' and you also know for a fact that she chose this layout simply to confuse this weird kid named 'Linda'.

Except not really, but she is just far too lazy to change the layout to one that is more suited to her black-text needs so she just uses FONT COLORS. She also thinks that Linda doesn't have to, apparently.

You nod your head to this weird blind girl at her explanation and give her a trademark 'bluh' at the mention of time shenanigans as well as inform her that you've had more than your fair share of that today as you massacred a mob of jolly green giants. You then ask her where the fuck they are and why isn't LORD ENGLISH impaled on your knife yet. You want to shoa him your stabs pretty hard at the moment for all of this bullshit.

[turn4bout]

> You explain that you have no idea what he's talking about, because what. Seriously. You wish you had your rocketpack so you could blast off to Skaia you fucking piece of garbage.

Instead, you give him a brief explanation on Wonderland and the upcoming dangers of a vacation called "Christmas." On the 25th night of the month, a Human Cherry Man will break in and kill everyone with "gifts."

[terrierfancy]

> You tell her you think that's stupid, but that you're willing to take down this HUMAN CHERRY MAN because death by gifts is pretty much the shittiest death ever.

You also tell her that WONDERLAND sounds like a BUNCH OF SHIT to you, but you'll accept that answer for now and even though there's supposedly not an exit you're going to look for one anyway. Because that's just what you do. You're a rebel. ...You don't tell her that last part, though.

[turn4bout]

>You begin to realize that you're starting to like the black-white motif going on with the journal responses. It's, like, Prospit dreamer v. Dersite kind of stuff. But then you decide that it's way too much thought to put into RP and continue as you were.

You agree with his sentiments concerning WONDERLAND, and are ever so slightly surprised by the fact that you're actually agreeing with Jack Noir, of all people. You tell him that instead of searching for an exit, you need to prepare for the CHERRY MAN first. Since he constitutes an imminent danger to all your lives.

[terrierfancy]

> If you knew what she was thinking you would shoa her your stabs. Unfortunately, you don't know what she's thinking and she's also too far away.

Oh well. You actually put your knife away since she's giving you the answers you're mostly looking for. You tell her for the time being you'll focus on preparing to take this CHERRY MAN down with your RAPIER WIT. Or perhaps even your BUTCHER KNIFE. You're not sure yet, but you let her know that you'll look for an exit more throughly after you kill this SUPPOSIVELY RED MOTHERFUCKER before he tries to kill you.