> There were a lot of things you hadn't expected to happen today. In fact, only the brutal massacre of jolly green assholes had gone according to your plans and even that had gotten a little out of hand. Oh. That's right. You lost an arm today, didn't you? That really sucked
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There are a lot of us here.
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It doesn't take you long to dig through it and pull out your (well, it's yours now) CROSBYTOP and hold drop it onto the floor between you both. You kick at it a bit because this thing is still weird to you.
You ask if anyone around looks like this so they can take this stupid thing back.
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I have no idea. I've never seen a computer like that before.
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Wow, that feels dumb. You quickly stop doing that before you kick the computer over to the other body in the room. You tell him to get a closer look at it because you're really sick of looking at that face.
Especially since it blinks. That's just fucking creepy.
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Yeah, no fucking clue.
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You shove it back into your WAR CHEST then and put your WAR CHEST back into your---OH GOD.
OH GOD SOMETHING IMPORTANT---
Oh. Phew. You find your TWO LICORICE SCOTTY DOGS safely in the card you designated for them. You sigh in relief before slipping the DECK OF CARDS back into your pocket.
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Wasn't that just a big fucking chest?
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You also tell him now that it has always just been a DECK OF CARDS.
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Are the other people you know from...Derse too?
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DERSE was a shitty place. You tell him that too and tell him that the town you came from is the hot spot and place to be.
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Well, now you're stuck here for awhile.
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You've done impossible things before and you sure as hell aren't going to be stuck in that rainbow-clad bastard's house for god knows how long. You also decide now's the time to ask him about those bombs he was holding earlier.
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[He won't bother pointing out that he's already been here over a year and there's no end in sight. He doubts Slick cares.]
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