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[terrierfancy]

alright
i need some answers
tell me all you know about this santa claus if you value your fucking lives

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[walkingdesuno]

Don't you think asking more politely would get you more answers, mister?

[ text ] i swear i am tagging the other post back when i get home 8|

[terrierfancy]

its a life or death situation kid
you either give me answers or die by gifts
your choice

[ text ] lol it's okay o7

[walkingdesuno]

Ran-oneechan told me to say please and thank you when asking for things!

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[terrierfancy]

the fuck is an oneechan
and you should be saying slick please save us thank you
do you got info if not youre wasting my time kid

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[walkingdesuno]

My guardian.

What do you not know about Santa Clause?

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[terrierfancy]

i know hes red and shows up on some holiday called christmas thats on the 25th
and he kills people with gifts
i need more to go on than that

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[walkingdesuno]

Uh. Santa Clause doesn't kill people with gifts.

[ text ] sorry this took so longgg holidays slammed me orz

[terrierfancy]

then what does he kill people with

[ text ] its okay

[walkingdesuno]

He doesn't kill anyone!

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[terrierfancy]

thats probably just what they want you to think kid
ive heard a few people saying he kills
youre the first to say he doesnt

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[walkingdesuno]

I have never heard anyone that says Santa Clause kills people.

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[terrierfancy]

ive only heard that
that and that he starts uprisings
and breaks into peoples houses
and that he apparently tastes like cherries

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[walkingdesuno]

....Are you sure we're talking about the same Santa Clause?