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[terrierfancy]

alright
i need some answers
tell me all you know about this santa claus if you value your fucking lives

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[keepshappening]

he is large and also in charge
i know everything there is to know about santa ask me whatever

[ text ] sorry this took so longgg holidays slammed me orz

[terrierfancy]

so hes a big guy huh
big in muscle or just size
or both i deal with a lot of both

[ text ] lol its 0k i experienced the same deal

[keepshappening]

hes a bodybuilding asshole
played by hulk hogan
you see him coming you will know
you will just know
every step he takes makes an earthquake
why is your glass of water rattling
all the dogs are barking what the SHIT SANTAS COMING

[ text ] oh, holidays. :| theres a convention coming up this weekend too. aughhh.

[terrierfancy]

well fuck i dont know who hulk hogan is but i bet i could take him
so itll be easy to know hes coming and hes gonna put up a fight
got it
how does he break into secret bases or houses

> You think this is a bit RIDICULOUS, but then again you know nothing of this SANTA so getting the outside input is a good idea. You're sort of planning just to combine all the information you get into one giant plan and reference picture anyway. You make a mental note to give him ALL OF THE MUSCLES and continue your interrogation of the red text.

[ text ] wow jeez awesome scheduling there, con.

[keepshappening]

he has an accomplice
basically an expert on breaking into places
if it exists the guy can get into it one way or another
hes basically a giant pail with a face
santa repays him by filling the guys body with blood

[ text ] it's on New Years every year. :| on 6th street in Austin. bluh criminals and traffic.

[terrierfancy]

a bucket
what the fuck
guess that would go well for keeping undercover when he wears his barteneder outfit in the off season
so he does kill people with gifts then
and then sacrifices the blood to the bucket

[ text ] that pretty much makes no sense to me but a con is a con i guess. should still be fun! :>

[keepshappening]

yeah you pretty much got it there

[ text ] this con has a bad rep, but paying for a pizza and getting a free room? yes. :>

[terrierfancy]

whats their weakness
theyve got to have one
or everyone would be dead
is there some kind of time limit of slaughter
besides just the 25th

[ text ] WELL THERE'S ALWAYS THAT

[keepshappening]

they work only during the night on christmas eve
the 24th
they have to go to like every house in multiple universes even so yeah they run out of time
as soon as the suns up theyre gone