> You're so pissed off right now you could peel the skin off of a baby and force feed it to a camel. You're not sure what a camel is, but you saw a picture of one awhile ago when you were researching 'SANTA' (don't even get you started on THAT
monstrosity right now. You're so pissed about that sneaky bastard that you could eat your hat) and you
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Looks like this one has green hair. Huh. That's a new one.
You tell her that she better try and get closer to the ground or that you're going to accidentally get a flash of more than just leg. Not that you'd mind, personally. At least she's got a nice shape for a softbody.
Then you hit the ceiling and curse more cursewords than you have words for. You have no fucking idea what is going on, but it is really pissing you off.
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[She can be quite graceful in the hallway, even trying to hold onto her skirts and bangles]
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Though later you'll probably realize that you can get a new one from the closet and that will be frustrating on a million levels because when the hell does an amazing CRIME LORD get caught in space unable to float himself around because he's vain about his looks? Too bad you don't have more foresight.
You tell her that you can't get back down on the ground and that you're two seconds from stabbing someone in the face. Also, that your stump of an arm is pretty useless in this situation.
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Not that you don't know it's possible and very painful.
You also decide to tell her that floating around like this is just making you more irritable than you normally are. ...She doesn't have to know that's a vicious lie and that you're almost always this pissed off.
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You decide to just let him stay up there.
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