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Jan 09, 2011 14:58

> You're so pissed off right now you could peel the skin off of a baby and force feed it to a camel. You're not sure what a camel is, but you saw a picture of one awhile ago when you were researching 'SANTA' (don't even get you started on THAT monstrosity right now. You're so pissed about that sneaky bastard that you could eat your hat) and you ( Read more... )

one arm sucks, fuck gravity, c: gokudera hayato, c: izaya orihara, c: jean, c: terezi pyrope, fuck santa, c: mark meltzer

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[action] gypsyjean January 11 2011, 07:18:19 UTC
[Someone is sorta floating in the hallway, and trying to keep her skirts from getting away from her.]

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[action] terrierfancy January 11 2011, 20:21:38 UTC
At first you don't notice the girl, due to your own clinging to of your PLAIN and SERVICEABLE HAT (not to mention the fact you're having a great deal of trouble holding onto it and wading through the air at the same time when you only have ONE FUCKING ARM), but you blink your only good eye when you see it's another one of those human things.

Looks like this one has green hair. Huh. That's a new one.

You tell her that she better try and get closer to the ground or that you're going to accidentally get a flash of more than just leg. Not that you'd mind, personally. At least she's got a nice shape for a softbody.

Then you hit the ceiling and curse more cursewords than you have words for. You have no fucking idea what is going on, but it is really pissing you off.

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Re: [action] gypsyjean January 11 2011, 21:54:26 UTC
Hey, are you alright? you seem like you're having trouble?

[She can be quite graceful in the hallway, even trying to hold onto her skirts and bangles]

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[action] terrierfancy January 13 2011, 20:12:46 UTC
You know that you would probably be having less trouble if you just let your hat go, but fuck that. This is your only SERVICEABLE BLACK HAT left and you're not going to risk losing it.

Though later you'll probably realize that you can get a new one from the closet and that will be frustrating on a million levels because when the hell does an amazing CRIME LORD get caught in space unable to float himself around because he's vain about his looks? Too bad you don't have more foresight.

You tell her that you can't get back down on the ground and that you're two seconds from stabbing someone in the face. Also, that your stump of an arm is pretty useless in this situation.

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Re: [action] gypsyjean January 13 2011, 22:24:27 UTC
She says that stabbing people isn't nice, and if you try that she's going to beat you up. That is if she can keep her skirts from flying around.

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[action] terrierfancy January 13 2011, 23:41:07 UTC
You tell her that stabbing is your way of saying hello and that if she's going to beat you up she better know how to penetrate a carapace.

Not that you don't know it's possible and very painful.

You also decide to tell her that floating around like this is just making you more irritable than you normally are. ...She doesn't have to know that's a vicious lie and that you're almost always this pissed off.

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Re: [action] gypsyjean January 14 2011, 00:51:14 UTC
You could tell the strange shelled man that you've won fistfights with dragons and gods, and can punch though dragon scales that are harder than diamonds, but threats aren't very nice.

You decide to just let him stay up there.

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