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> You're so pissed off right now you could peel the skin off of a baby and force feed it to a camel. You're not sure what a camel is, but you saw a picture of one awhile ago when you were researching 'SANTA' (don't even get you started on THAT monstrosity right now. You're so pissed about that sneaky bastard that you could eat your hat) and you

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You're floating down the hallway when you come across JACK NOIR, the greatest carapaced astronaut the Medium has ever known. You wish to congratulate his complete failure in killing Santa, but figure that would be something Karkat would do and it would result in some stabs being shown.

Instead, you decide to abscond in a completely nonelegant manner.

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Unfortunately, you spot the little troll girl as she clearly tries to ABSCOND from the area you're failing in.

Not that you mind her leaving you to your own personal failure, but it kind of pisses you off that she didn't even say anything so you tell her this in the most elegant way possible:

the fuck you think you're going princess

Well, that didn't come out quite the way you had intended, but it works you guess.

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If you were a classy individual, you would snap your fingers in disappointment. You would also do that if you wished to be stabbed multiple times in greeting by the elegant Jack Noir.

You inform Jack about leaving cookies in a pasty heating device or something. Whatever it is, it requires your immediate attention and immediate abscondance. You would tip your hat if you had one.

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If you were a classy man, you probably would let the girl go. But you are not DIAMONDS DROOG. You are not a CLASSY GENTLEMAN. So you decide to tell her to get back over here and help you abscond the fuck away from this area too or you'll burn her cookies yourself.

With a knife.

You don't care if that doesn't make any sense.

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You actually think that would be absolutely hilarious to behold. You don't inform Jack Noir of this, unfortunately.

Instead you help him out. But only because his mun is using your SHITTY ARTWORK as his default icon.

Navigating via your DRAGON JETPACK, you grab hold of Jack's leg and drag him to a doorframe. If he's holding onto that, he's too busy to stab you. Brilliant plan of action.

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If you knew that there was SHITTY ARTWORK as your default icon you would probably shoa your mun your stabs. Unfortunately, you don't know about it. Curses.

You do, however, know that you can grab onto a doorframe now, and that's pretty awesome. Even if you have to press your head against it to keep your hat on and that looks pretty stupid, but you are NOT losing your only BACKUP HAT to floating space shenanigans.

You ask her her name because it's been years and years and years since you even vaguely saw her. You don't remember too much about that time anymore. Changing your life and all.

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You tell him Redglare. You point to your eyes for emphasis. For a brief moment, you feel like the coolest kid you know using an RP name in real life. Seriously, who else but a cool kid would walk around a friend's university, introducing themselves with an RP name, especially one like Linda? So cool.

You're not a fan of lying so blatantly-- it's more VRISKA's field than your own. But considering the fact that you were the one who got Jack exiled in the first place, it's probably wise to be a bit cautious.

You mention Karkat as a point of reminder, hoping that memories of stabbing him would outweigh any urges of wanting to stab you.

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You decide to tell her that the name is actually pretty awesome, though in your own silent opinion not as awesome as LINDA. Not that you even know a Linda. Maybe you do? Fuck if you can remember since you strike fear into a whole town on a regular basis.

You also tell her that your name is SPADES SLICK and that you haven't heard the name KARKAT in centuries. You ask if he's still alive and if you trolls actually live that long.

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You make this face:

>:?

Despite the impossibility of facial muscles having the ability to create query hooks. You tell him centuries haven't passed for you, but CRAZY TIME SHIT is probably involved in all this confusion. You also make the face again:

>:?

At the name SPADES SLICK. You ask about the name change. And the proliferation of BODILY MUTILATIONS.

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It doesn't take long for you to get pissed at the mention of that HUGE BITCH... even though she technically never mentioned her. Oh well. You tell her you changed your name for a lot of bullshit reasons, but the biggest being that you got exiled.

...And that a HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH ripped your arm off with a whip because she's fucking backshit. You also tell her that TIME SHIT can go fuck itself and that it isn't invited to anymore parties. You've had your fill of it.

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You find yourself sympathizing, especially considering the loss of your eyesight due to another, different and possibly bigger HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH. But you don't say this. LINDA, on the otherhand, promptly AIMS some people to ask who the biggest bitch of HOMESTUCK is. This is a worthy pursuit.

You change the subject by telling SPADES SLICK that you can probably give him a boost to the nearest normal-gravity area.

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You're pretty okay with a subject change, and despite SEEING WHAT SHE DID THERE you tell her that you'd appreciate the lift.

Because holy shit that jetpack is cool and you would have to be retarded not to want a potential ride on that thing.