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[terrierfancy]

> You're so pissed off right now you could peel the skin off of a baby and force feed it to a camel. You're not sure what a camel is, but you saw a picture of one awhile ago when you were researching 'SANTA' (don't even get you started on THAT monstrosity right now. You're so pissed about that sneaky bastard that you could eat your hat) and you

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I've finally succumbed to this kind of tagging oh gog 8| BUT I'M KEEPING MY NORMAL FONT

[hurricanebomber]

You are basically having the time of your life here because you are IN SPACE and there is evidence of ALIENS FUCK YEAH, and also you are floating and that's cool, because for once you get to be one of the coolkids who can fly fucking Yamamoto and Ryohei and Gamma l;ksdfjkldcklfvd.

And hey, if it isn't your new FAVORITE ALIEN floating around. He looks pissed off, though, and you are wary of stabs being handed out, so you approach with caution.

Because I'm a star B)))))

[terrierfancy]

You don't notice the weird human who has been discreetly following you for the past few days at first, but you already have a feeling he's around. He may not have noticed you noticing him, but you certainly did.

You have no fucking clue what he was doing either, other than staring at you like some kind of obsessive creep while you were tearing into meat of whatever kind you were eating at the time. Not that you know or even care what type it was. It was fucking delicious and that's all you care to know.

When you do notice him though you call out to him to get you off of the fucking ceiling asap or you're going to gut him and make him into a coat. You can do that with animals so why not humans too? Whatever. Your threat is totally valid and not stupid at all.

It is you B|b

[hurricanebomber]

Slick's threat is totally stupid and not valid at all, since he can't seem to move around well enough to even get at you, let alone gut you and whatever else he said.

You scowl and say something about how he doesn't have to be an asshole about it, but still maneuver yourself toward him in whatever way it is that people move in zero gravity, in order to assist. Aliens, after all, are top priority, right under Juudaime and family.

[terrierfancy]

You tell him he can shove it because you're pretty pissed the fuck off right now, but when he's near-by you just sort of hold your leg out for him to grab.

This is your last BACKUP HAT and you are not going to lose it due to space shenanigans. Though it does make it difficult to move around in zero gravity when you don't have another arm to wade through the air. Fucking huge bitch (bluh bluh).

[hurricanebomber]

You glare and grab Slick's leg to pull him down from the ceiling. This is honestly all very awkward.

As you're towing him toward the floor, you tell him he needs to stop hanging onto his damn hat and he'll be able to take care of this shit himself.

apparently LJ ate the comment i left hours ago B|

[terrierfancy]

You tell him to shut the fuck up and that you aren't going to lose your hat in this floating abyss. You also ask him if he's seen anywhere that's NOT gravity-free around.

Because this is just completely ridiculous and a little retarded.

[hurricanebomber]

You tell him he can get another damn hat from a closet as soon as the mansion goes back to normal, though you do it in the hope that Slick is not going to let go his his last backup hat in order to stab you.

Yes, you tell him, there are areas with gravity. And yes, you say, before he can give you any orders that you will immediately have to prickle at, you will tow him to such an area.

[terrierfancy]

You remind GOKUDERA HAYATO that he's a smart kid who seems to know when to choose his battles and that you'll make this up to him later, somehow. You tell him that you and your gang don't let favors go unrewarded unless you really fuck up.

You also tell him that you'll grab a new PLAIN AND SERVICEABLE HAT when the MANSION has CLOSETS again, but until then you say you won't let it go because no gang leader worth his salt would be caught without his HAT.

[hurricanebomber]

You guess you can't argue with that clear and simply logic. For all you know, Slick hides some kind of secret alien weapon in his hat, similarly to how you hide explosive devices all over your body.

You're happy to help him out, but you don't say so, and proceed to tow him toward an area where there's gravity. Pulling him along by the leg isn't the most dignified way to do it, but it's the easiest. Fortunately, you let go so he can get back into a more or less upright position before shoving him through a doorway and back into regular gravity.

augh failure on my part. ORZ

[terrierfancy]

You let your hat fall to the ground only so you can catch yourself on the wall so you don't fall and smash your already fucked up carapace'd face. For some reason you feel that GOKUDERA might be disappointed to find that there is no weapon in your hat, but only TWO (2) LICORICE SCOTTY DOGS.

They tempt you with their deliciousness, but you can't bring yourself to enjoy their black, tangy taste at the time. No, they are for a time where you can enjoy them properly. Maybe when you find a new room. You think you've earned a treat.

You sure as hell aren't going to offer one to this kid though, even if he did help you out. You put your hat (and SCOTTY DOGS) back on your head and make a grunt that is the closest to a thank you that he's ever going to get.

[hurricanebomber]

You're not so much disappointed by the BLACK LICORICE SCOTTY DOGS as fascinated. WHAT CRAZY ALIEN CUSTOM IS THIS?

But you don't ask because Slick doesn't seem like he'd answer anyway. You'll get answers the old fashioned way: stalking careful observation.

You shrug and go on your way, leaving the Dersite alone with his hat.

[terrierfancy]

Yoju tell him to hold up a second. You want to ask him something.

[hurricanebomber]

You pause and turn back, asking what it is he wants.

it wasnt letting me reply to your other comment >(

[terrierfancy]

you like music kid

wat how weird 8|

[hurricanebomber]

Yeah. Why?

[terrierfancy]

you like jazz