♠ SEVEN ♠ SS: > BACKDATE YOUR ACTIONS

[terrierfancy]

> You aren't sure why you have the feeling you're being watched.

You're just chilling in the kitchen, after all. For some reason the closet was denying you your delicious LICORICE SCOTTY DOGS so you had to leave the seclusion of your room. Oh well. It's not like you have a problem with stairs or anything if that HUGE BITCH isn't around anyway,

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Gokudera: Make a terrible choice

[hurricanebomber]

After being bitten by 9833547 vampires, you are VERY HUNGRY. The kitchen is obviously the logical destination to take care of this problem.

Except that the kitchen is occupied by someone who may not like you very much.

...This sucks.

SS: Comment on Gokudera's terrible choice.

[terrierfancy]

What terrible choice? You haven't noticed GOKUDERA HAYATO yet. You are far too busy searching for delicious licorice to devour in the most vicious of fashions.

Though the fact that you're looking for food might show that you're not a creepy VAMPIRE or anything.

Gokudera: Make a second terrible choice

[hurricanebomber]

This is a good sign.

Instead of turning around and coming back another time, you decide that it might be possible to grab something while Slick's busy looking for licorice and get out before he notices you. Clearly, this plan is foolproof, because you made it, and you are good at making the best plans.

You enter the kitchen to look for something edible.

SS: Notice the hungry human.

[terrierfancy]

You notice the hungry human and identify him as that fucker who you killed and then he came back twice.

You're still pretty sore about that, but your stomach's incessant grumbling is very distracting so you decide to let him slide for now.

what you looking for

What? You're bored. Besides, maybe he's still all jumpy around you. That was funny.

Lambo-san: Join the Reborn party

[dandiestvongola]

You have been waiting here, waiting, all the waiting all the day. Which is mostly a lie, pretty much, yeah it's kind of all a lie because you actually fell asleep on top of the LIGHT FIXTURE in the kitchen.

Why? There was probably a good reason like it being really warm but that would make too much sense and you still can't eat grapes but even as a wee petite babby you HAVE figured out what you can eat and since there's a person right there it obviously means they owe it to the great LAMBO-SAN so it's time to be ~*~AWESOME~*~

You descend from the heavens in some really freaky strange sort of jump, hoping that your GLORIOUS AFRO will catch enough wind to keep you from ultimately plummeting to failure as you try to land on this STRANGER'S SHOULDER.

You ignore the fact he actually looks like the guy from the Neighborhood Watch alerts.

Gyahahahah!

SS: Punch the flying laughter.

[terrierfancy]

You do just that.

You aren't sure what the hell that thing is, but it sure isn't human. It could ALMOST pass as human, but the shape of its head is too grotesque and you're pretty sure that humans don't have manes. Though he's also too pink to be a troll.

what the fuck are you

Lambo-san: Put wee bootie down about this insubordinance

[dandiestvongola]

There's no nice way to put it really, but you get punched out of the air and are hurled many feet away into the kitchen's far wall. Thankfully, some mixed up combination of your natural rubbery composition, your GLORIOUS AFRO, and your new found VAMPIRE ABILITIES save you from anything that would probably be a serious injury.

It could have also been your AWESOME BOSS LUCK, but most likely the combination theory.

You wave your arms at this STRANGER DANGER man and are annoyed to learn that everything is still REALLY REALLY TALL compared to you. Not like that ever changed.

Lambo wants to drink your blood!!!

SS: Laugh at this foolish not-human's attempts at humor.

[terrierfancy]

You would if you didn't think this thing was telling the truth. He wants to drink your BLOOD? You don't know why these trolls have such an obsession with blood.

You tell him that there's no way he could bite through your carapace even if he tried as hard as his wee body could try. Though you tell him that in bolder and more masculine words.

Jade: Enter

[ironlass]

Enter the kitchen that is. You are exceptionally THIRSTY and decided that going ALONE this one time would be okay. Maybe a cup of apple juice would be good oh god why is there a Dersite in the kitchen??? You stop in your tracks. You have heard tales of this man. He is Jack, but not your Jack. The other less DOG-LIKE one. The one that enjoys STABBING as a greeting.

You try your best to not say hi.

SS: Greet the green eyed human.

[terrierfancy]

You decide to continue your search for delicious SCOTTIE DOGS, though you do notice her.

After another moment of a fruitless search for delectable candy, you turn toward her and shrug a shoulder. You ask her what the hell she's staring at and ask her if she's one of the weird biting humans you've seen fluttering around the past couple of days.

Jade: Answer

[ironlass]

You say you weren't staring. Nope. Not at all.You inform him that the weird biting humans are simply called "vampires" and that you are definitely not one of them. You just wanted something to drink.

SS: Offer the lady a drink.

[terrierfancy]

You suppose that would be okay. It's not like this fleshy pink thing has done anything to you and she is apparently not thirsting after your blood--or is she?

Oh well. You ask her what she wants since you're standing near the fridge anyway.

DW: Retrieve SUNDRY COMESTIBLES from kitchen. Encounter SS.

[dashboardlite]

You aren't expecting to have to deal with a shiny bug person with one eye, but you assume it is SPADES SLICK after speaking extensively with DIAMONDS DROOG, who is a pretty cool dude.

Sporting your fashionable eyepatch and flannel shirt combination, you dig through your own cupboard and withdraw a delicious SLICE OF PIE. After getting a fork and digging in, you nod your hello.

'Sup, dude.

VAIN: Cry over LJs lack of notif for this comment and apologize immediately.

[terrierfancy]

Honestly, Vain should apologize to Dean-mun for a lot of slow tags and in fact Vain is sure that she is doing so by breaking the fourth wall.

You, however, notice the ice cream eating man and his STUNNING EYE PATCH that you are not jealous of at all what-so-ever. You also recognize this man as the one you said looked stupid a couple days ago. You make sure to tell him that he still looks stupid as you find the DELICIOUS LICORICE you had been searching for. Victory is yours, for now. Unfortunately your mun does not have an icon fitting of this victory. You are silently ashamed of her.

ALEX: Stare accusingly at VAIN and then shrug because it's all good bro.

[dashboardlite]

You snort derisively into your pie, because this is obviously the envious bastard you heard over the audio transmission the other day, and he is not nearly as badass as yourself.

Like I said, man. Jealous.

You grin in that irritatingly smug way that you are known for.

DD: Pester your boss.

[pricesandvaules]

No problem.

After all, your vampire hunting endeavors have been largely fruitless. It's not as if you have anything better to do.
You make your approach silently, as always.

You're making a mess.

SS: Respond to fellow BLACK SCOFFLAW.

[terrierfancy]

> Obviously. You're not going to just leave him hanging today. Probably.

im not making a mess
besides the mansion cleans it up
no point in being careful
nothings ever where it was before anyway

DD: Admire matching icons.

[pricesandvaules]

That doesn't make any sense. Someone needs to butt out and keep her meta-commentary to herself.

You're looking for something specific?

SS: Also admire matching icons.

[terrierfancy]

You have no idea what crack your mun is on, but you want some.

Okay no you don't, but for the sake of making a joke you think it anyway.

licorice
the closets arent putting out right now
just looking for something to snack on