Help Wanted: New Pope

Feb 11, 2013 16:28



Help Wanted: New Pope

Applicant must:

-Be over 70 and male, preferably white.

-Be knowledgeable about religious doctrine that most people forgot about 600 years ago.

-Hate women.

-Have absolutely no personal experience with a reproductive choice of any kind during his lifetime.

-Have an unhealthy preoccupation with how people use birth control.

-Loathe ( Read more... )

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sabotabby February 12 2013, 01:35:00 UTC
Well played.

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cmcmck February 12 2013, 08:25:43 UTC
And should approve of the abuse of children by his priesthood.............

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