Comments | tersichore: OH GOD! It's like the Discovery Channel meets General Hospital!

tersichore

OH GOD! It's like the Discovery Channel meets General Hospital!

Oct 21, 2008 00:03

Sarah and Adam's relationship is metamorphsizing.

Their "After 10PM Noises" have changed from whining and giggles to full on baby talk and Discovery Channel sound effects, with whistling, sobs, and groaning thrown in. With Adam to lavish attention on her twenty four seven, I'm pretty sure Sarah is in heaven.

I am in Hell.

I'm serious about the ( Read more... )

it's time to kill, college, oh the fucking drama, die roommates die, weird smells, adam is annoying

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mnwugn86 October 21 2008, 13:06:54 UTC

I started reading this entry and I thought it was Nova's entry - I was like, "Nova has Sarah/Adam drama?"

If you need anything cleaned, just let me know. I can come badger Sarah.

tersichore October 21 2008, 17:27:50 UTC

So far we don't have any rotting food in the sink, but it's only a matter of time, I think. Shannon and I have taken to washing all our dishes immediately, and Sarah and Danie have taken to taking our dishes, using them, and not washing them.

It's a vicious cycle, but distracting myself by thinking about it helps to block out the noises coming from the next room, so I'll take what I can get.

Overall, I'm really just ignoring the problem until the bathroom is clean. I can only take one mess at a time right now.

ellen_mirai October 21 2008, 22:35:06 UTC

One: Invest in a great pair of earplugs. in a dorm, they are seriously your best friend. The white soft cylindrical ones block out some noise, but not enough if you absolutely want to ignore someone. I'd recommend the type the drummers in our band used, semi-cylindrical with a flat end and cone shape.Those you can shove deep into your ears and gently enjoy whatever you are doing in sweet bliss.

Second: DO download Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Play it as loud as possible. Also scream out bow-chicka-wow-wow and make pornobass noises. I recommend "Let's Get it On", "Sexual Healing", "Let's Get Drunk and Screw", "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" (which btw, is a GREAT irish drinking song to scream aloud, "Can't Get Enough Your Love", and look up some chef songs from south park which might help too. Try playing "Chocolate Salty Balls" and see how they react.. I'd LOVE to be there.

tersichore October 22 2008, 00:13:36 UTC

See, I tried those one our drummers used last year, and they didn't work for me at all. They couldn't even muffle the dulcet tones of Heather's out of tune acoustic guitar. I'm thinking about trying another kind...

Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced, huh?

ellen_mirai October 22 2008, 02:51:12 UTC

yes, "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" is an amazing song by the Dropkick Murphys, who happen to be an irish punk rock band out of Boston. Give it a listen. I think you'll like it.