Let's see if any of them are appropriate

[terwin3]

1) Terwin beat the Sun in a staring contest

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[sineater]

You are found! But I did not find you through Google, because Google knows better.

Say... when did you start speaking Russian?

That's not russian

[terwin3]

That's the written form of Terwineese.

This duplicate translates any relevant bits to English.

(mostly anything that will not cause immediate and irreversible insanity, which is the reason that I cannot use the English alphabet for it, and why the other journal has so many more posts)