mum: Be careful, don't talk to suspicious guys when you take the plane by yourself.
me: Okay, don't worry, I myself am dressed like a guy, so don't worry.
mum: THAT'S WHY, be careful of homos!
me: Okay.
mum: It's best if you sit with some old people.
me: What if they're perverts.
mum: ...
me: It'll be good if they're not kids, they'd puke on me.
mum: *
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