I am half-Canadian.

It's on my father's side, a heady rush of Nova Scotia thrumming through his veins with a little bit of New Brunswick and Ontario to add a dash of color to the mix. Or to tone it down. Or something, since I'm not exactly knowledgeable enough about the local fauna of the provinces, not enough, at any rate, to make broad, ( Read more... )

This afternoon my team of dedicated dental workers accidentally super-glued a cotton roll to my new gold crown.

Obviously this week shows room for improvement....

When flipping the page on your Miami Ink calendar to find that Chris Garver is Mr. September and seeing that the teddy bear received in recognition for losing over thirty pounds comes in your favorite color become the highlights of your day then perhaps it's time to take a vacation....

I) I got carded this morning at Toys-R-Us by someone wearing a toy light saber on her hip and a rainbow colored choker on her neck made out of bright, plastic beading and an elastic band. Somehow that doesn't seem as cool as if, say, I were in Amsterdam ordering Absinthe and getting carded by a uniformed gendarme with handcuffs on his belt.... ( ( Read more... )

I've taken to coming home at night, firing up the laptop after completing the initial "PC Only" tasks, and sitting on the couch catching up on e-mails, etc. (Although I never open up iChat anymore. Maybe I should change that....) It's been nice; I've had Rolan for just over a year now, and I've only utilized him for work-related reasons - I haven' ( Read more... )