They have Kidnapped my DVD's...

[tessa111]

So my parcel from Amazon UK has arrived but instead of getting it delivered to my office as usual it was kept at the post-office and is now with the customs department. I sent a driver to pick it up but he came back empty handed saying that they are keeping my stuff at least until tomorrow because they want to watch the movies in case there is

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[encelade2]

Well done,customs officers,and have fun!
She's just a bad girl,really foreigners should be exemplary,and not import illegal porn.
And if you are craving for gay porn so badly,WRITE IT!!!:D

So,do you have news of Orlando,is he in Sri Lanka or what?
If he is you MUST meet him and be his guide,and more if affinity.You're higly qualified.
And than you tell us everything,OK?;))

(Above all,ask him ,you know,if he has recent news of,er,Viggo?)

[tessa111]

Noooooo *whines* It's NOT PORN, it's boy-loving and Colin Farrell and the custom officers are being meanies

[encelade2]

Stick up pictures of him on the walls of your office,with a huge 'Wanting,definitely alive'!
You may have some pictures,right?:D
Even in town,with your adress,so it could happen he's gonna 'knock knock knocking on Heaven's door'...
Tessa,imagine,do you think you would be able to articulate a single coherent word???
Maybe it's wise if you record a nice sweet speech,so that *NOT IF BUT WHEN* he stands on your doorstep and you're about to swoon,you just have to start button and faint gracefully on his feet.
Tell us what happens next!

[tessa111]

LOL The Wanted Posters is a great idea. Yah, I'm sure I could find a photo or two - not that i keep them in special files on my laptop or anything *eye dart*

And the tape recording - you do have a very valid point. I will consider doing that just in case he comes by and I can't talk *giggle*

I honestly don't know if I would be cool if meeting him - I like to think I would be able to keep my head and come off as somewhat normal, intelligent and a perfect girlfriend but I might just start shaking and going "gaaaaah".

[illuminated_sin]

Oh good lord.

::sigh::

::gives you a cuddle and a cup of tea::

[tessa111]

Thanks. I feel calmer already :)
*Sips tea*

[weotolkien]

Well, that would be disappointing! All those lovely movies right there and you can't have them :( A Home at the End of the World is one of my very favorite gay-themed movies and my all-time favorite Colin movie :) The dancing and the kissing...mm... Oh, if you can't handle the waiting, and who could blame you, Youtube has several clips of this movie that um, I may have watched, oh, dozens of times. *g*

I hope the office gossip isn't too bad and that you get your things soon.

[tessa111]

I have good news in this regard. All movies, except Tigerland, have been released and are safe in my arms (although now I also had to pay VAT, which I don't usually when it just arrives in the office).

This will be the last time I ever order from Amazon while I'm here; it's just not worth the hassle - but I am very happy with the parcel - and actually A Home at the End of the World was sort of worth the cost and effort to me but I think work will disagree as I used a driver 3 days to get it *lol*. Yes, Colin is amazing in it... the ending makes me really sad though :(

The Colin/Gay kissing gossip did not get out of hand - as far as I know... they just all think I'm a moron for trying to import a war movie called TIGER LAND into Sri Lanka - and I AM. Seriously, I didn't even think about it for a second because you can buy pirate copies of it here and I just didn't relate it to the conflict - but of course customs should grab that one *face slap*

[weotolkien]

I'm glad you finally got your movies. A Colin film festival sounds very good to me :) Enjoy!

[tessa111]

Thanks. And I have already enjoyed my own private Colin Film Festival :) Yummie....

[maddyer]

Hi Tessa,

I hate to hassle you but I really wantto read the end of yout story of Orli and Michael. Is RL just getting in the way? Stop training those terrorists and sort out the boys!!! Maybe someone at customs is a secret fan and doesn't want you spending too much time watching videos.
I'll send some cookies if that might help. Pleeeease....write soon.

[tessa111]

Hassle away, I deserve it - and please send cookies; I need the sugar rush to kick-start the creative process!

RL is being a bit intense and further I have been stuck when I did sit down to write. i almost reached a point where I thought 'just write anything and get it over with' but I really don't want to do that - I want to end it properly. AND I AM finally writing now. Chapter 41 is pretty much done and will go to beta today I think. Bad news is - I don't want to post it until 42 is finished and has at least gone to beta because I can't have a long break in between those chapters - Good news2 is I am working on 42 and think it will also be ready soon.

Bad news2 43-44 are not close to being done :( And now I have realized I can't finish in four chapters as they are already stupidly long - so there will have to be an epilogue as well (which I considered ch 44 but it can't be!).

It will Never end!

[smirrethefox]

EEEEEEEEEh! There will be more? Yay! Just went crazy...