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Well I finally met Chris's wife -- oops, I mean girlfriend, but it's only a matter of time you know. Her name is Eliza and she's this pretty little redhead who apparently had a camera surgically attached to her hands at some point. I'd seen her around, she's a Quidditch photog so obviously, but this was the first time I'd seen Chris's little ( Read more... )

Holy fucking Christ I was just sitting at the bar with Sam (no fucking around, Rosie, I swear to God) at Bones's bar, the Third Circle, and he poured me my third or something drink and then SIX DEATH EATERS CAME IN THE FUCKING DOOR.

Fuck fuck fuck my hand is still shaking but if Sam hadn't Side-Alonged me I'd be dead I'd be fucking dead, you lot, ( Read more... )

FUCK YES WE WON

I bought Edie drinks
then myself a few
but I am just tipsy because Cece keeps LOOKING AT ME like a bitch. Then again. She is one.

GREAT CATCH EDIE
I swear to fuck my fucking arms.

Oh and Rosie's wedding will be fucking brill thanks to YOURS TRULY MAID OF HONOUR. THANK YOU.

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