The Semes' Handbook Drabble Series
Title: The Semes' Handbook Drabble Series
Pairings: Akame so far into the drabble XD
Genre: Failed attempt at Comedy... with a little Fluff I guess?
Notes: The handbook is taken from DP Scanlation's credit pages. I didn't exactly ask for permission to use it so please don't squeal on me? *laughs*
001. Semes' DO NOT eat cake. EVER. (posted 1 February 2010)
Jin was notorious for his sweet tooth -- that is no secret to everyone in the Jimusho that’s why managers handling KAT-TUN always makes sure that there are at least five types of cake served during break time. In their mind, a cake-eating Jin is equal to a happy-and-hardworking Jin.
But all of that changed when Jin came home from a used bookstore three days ago. That night going forward, Jin’s attitude towards cake changed for the worse; he hated seeing them! In fact, the mere sight of them is enough to turn him from a teary-eyed bumbling idiot that he normally was into a war freak bastard.
“Junno, you good for nothing imbecile! Get that thing away from my sight!” Jin shouted piercingly. His normally angelic sounding voice hurt everyone’s ears.
Junno pouted. “But you like cake!” The taller man shoved a slice of cake wrapped in aluminum foil under Jin’s nose.
The smaller of the two reacted violently; Jin smacked Junno's hand away in disgust but the latter was persistent, thinking that Jin was only kidding around about not wanting to eat the cake.
With Junno's pushiness, Jin completely lost his temper! He shoved the cake away from his sight and it hit Junno's face. The taller of the two looked ready to cry at the sudden mess he found himself in.
Koki and Maru didn’t know whether to laugh at Junno's predicament or try to calm down the seething Jin. In the end, both men settled for a small chuckle. After all, it was a little hilarious -- especially since it wasn’t done to them.
Ueda shook his head at Jin’s childishness and Kame... well, suffice to say, he wasn’t very pleased at how this turned out.
“Akanishi Jin!” He yelled out. “You idiot! We are to appear on stage in twenty minutes! How do you think we can clean Junno up in that short amount of time?”
Jin glared at Junno then at Kame before stalking out of the dressing room.
“Don’t you dare-- argh! Do not walk out on me when I’m talking with you!” Kame irritably followed Jin out. He was able to corner the extremely sullen Jin in the bathroom.
Seeing the anguish on his lover’s face, Kame decided to approach Jin gently.
“Is something wrong? Come on sweetie, won’t you tell me what’s eating you up the last couple of days? You haven’t touched a single slice of cake and frankly, that worries me.” He tenderly took the shaking Jin into his arms and embraced him tightly. “Did you get a cavity or something?”
Jin shook his head
“Then what is it?”
Jin sniffled. “I’m not supposed to eat cake.” He mumbled pitifully.
Kame paused, letting the information sink in. “And why is that?”
Jin released a wail. “BECAUSE SEMES’ DO NOT EAT CAKE! EVER!” With a huff, Jin untangled Kame’s arms around him and stalked out of the bathroom. His mood, if it was possible, worsened even more.
Rule #1 A/N: Should I continue with this craziness? XD To be honest, for the first... er... rule (?) in the Handbook, I was thinking TegoMass would have been more appropriate since Massu DEFINITELY has sweet tooth unlike Jin... we just know that he adores Ice Cream so... *bricked* Anyhow. Damn, I forgot what I was about to say.... hmmm. Moving on... XD
See? I told you I fail at hiatus. When I announce hiatus, I always end up writing a new fic or something.
The drabble didn't flow smoothly as I initially wanted it to be. Forgive me? :3
Comments are ♥♥♥
002. If a Seme can’t make his Uke cum just by licking his ass, the Seme sucks in bed. (posted 13 May 2010)
Three days after the cake incident, subsequently when Kame managed to convince Jin that being a Seme didn’t equal to not eating cake (ever!), KAT-TUN’s lead vocalist got another weird idea inserted in his head.
“Kame~!” The older man said in a singsong tone, obviously in a good mood.
Kame smiled and looked at his child-like lover. “Hm?” He replied. “What’s gotten into you?” He asked when the older didn’t say anything but instead, just wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at him.
“Ne~~”
“Yes?” Kame inquired, patiently waiting for Jin to continue.
“Ne~~ it’s been a while since we’ve... done it.” Jin lightly did a thrusting motion to imply what it was.
Kame grinned. Jin was incorrigibly shameless but he found it cute with moments like this one. “Okay?” He placed his arms in akimbo. “What do you suggest we do to...” He paused for effect and lowered his voice seductively. “Deal with the... deed?”
That was what Jin was waiting for, a go signal! He immediately glomped the younger man and in record time, he got the other begging under him.
“Jin, please...” Kame moaned, jerking the older man against him and frantically giving him a kiss at the same time.
“Hold up.” Jin smirked quite devilishly at his partner. “I wanna try something new with you.” He whispered and guided Kame so that the younger man would lie on his belly.
“What new thing? Jin, I don’t care how we do it! Missionary, dog style or me riding you... just get yourself in me, damn it!” Kame became quite forceful with his lust. He just couldn’t get the point why he needed to lie on his belly, damn it!
“Patience, sweetheart! You’ll love what’s about to come for you.” Jin murmured in Kame’s ears that gave the latter goose bumps.
Jin moved away from Kame and the lost of contact between their skins made the smaller man whine a little, partly because it felt cold lying there on the bed without Jin near him. A little after, Kame felt Jin lightly massaging his buttocks -- almost as if to comfort him -- before a wet sensation between his butt cheeks replaced that.
“What the-- Jin?!” Kame tried to look at what Jin was doing to him but Jin was holding him down firmly.
“Just relax sweetheart.”
Another wet sensation and Kame finally realized what’s happening. “Are you actually licking my ass?!”
“Hmm?” Jin distractedly replied and licked again in that spot that made Kame uncomfortable.
“Jin~! Jin!” Kame struggled to get away from his lover’s hold and when he was successful in doing so, he smacked Jin’s forehead. “That’s just gross!”
Jin looked at him with misty eyes. “Gross? But it’s supposed to make you feel good...”
“What? Who gave you that idea?!” Kame asked in a huff.
But Jin was too far gone in his musings and insecurity. “Uwaaa~ then this means I suck at sex!” He sniffled, making Kame unsure on what to do next. “Uwaaaa!”
The crying grew louder and the idol-turned-sports-caster irritably shook Jin. “Stop crying! If anything, I should be the one crying because you like doing things on your own pace a little too much! Without having a care if I have anything against those things!”
Kame gave another furious glare at his partner but that turned into something gentle seeing how much Jin is suffering at the sudden turn of events. “Tell me, what made you think that doing... a rimming job on me will make me happy?”
Jin gave out another sniffle before answering. “It’s because if a Seme can’t make his Uke cum just by licking his ass, then the Seme sucks in bed -- meaning I SUCK IN BED! WAAAAAAAAH!” Another bawling fit ensued before Jin stormed out of the bedroom and locked himself in their bathroom.
Rule #2 A/N: Please excuse the weirdness of this rule! (>_<)” It was something I wrote on whim and as you can see, it had a weird theme.
Somehow, I am enjoying imagining Jin as a whiny Seme. XD
Er, yeah. So comments are always adored and appreciated! ♥
Pairings: Akame so far into the drabble XD
Genre: Failed attempt at Comedy... with a little Fluff I guess?
Notes: The handbook is taken from DP Scanlation's credit pages. I didn't exactly ask for permission to use it so please don't squeal on me? *laughs*
001. Semes' DO NOT eat cake. EVER. (posted 1 February 2010)
Jin was notorious for his sweet tooth -- that is no secret to everyone in the Jimusho that’s why managers handling KAT-TUN always makes sure that there are at least five types of cake served during break time. In their mind, a cake-eating Jin is equal to a happy-and-hardworking Jin.
But all of that changed when Jin came home from a used bookstore three days ago. That night going forward, Jin’s attitude towards cake changed for the worse; he hated seeing them! In fact, the mere sight of them is enough to turn him from a teary-eyed bumbling idiot that he normally was into a war freak bastard.
“Junno, you good for nothing imbecile! Get that thing away from my sight!” Jin shouted piercingly. His normally angelic sounding voice hurt everyone’s ears.
Junno pouted. “But you like cake!” The taller man shoved a slice of cake wrapped in aluminum foil under Jin’s nose.
The smaller of the two reacted violently; Jin smacked Junno's hand away in disgust but the latter was persistent, thinking that Jin was only kidding around about not wanting to eat the cake.
With Junno's pushiness, Jin completely lost his temper! He shoved the cake away from his sight and it hit Junno's face. The taller of the two looked ready to cry at the sudden mess he found himself in.
Koki and Maru didn’t know whether to laugh at Junno's predicament or try to calm down the seething Jin. In the end, both men settled for a small chuckle. After all, it was a little hilarious -- especially since it wasn’t done to them.
Ueda shook his head at Jin’s childishness and Kame... well, suffice to say, he wasn’t very pleased at how this turned out.
“Akanishi Jin!” He yelled out. “You idiot! We are to appear on stage in twenty minutes! How do you think we can clean Junno up in that short amount of time?”
Jin glared at Junno then at Kame before stalking out of the dressing room.
“Don’t you dare-- argh! Do not walk out on me when I’m talking with you!” Kame irritably followed Jin out. He was able to corner the extremely sullen Jin in the bathroom.
Seeing the anguish on his lover’s face, Kame decided to approach Jin gently.
“Is something wrong? Come on sweetie, won’t you tell me what’s eating you up the last couple of days? You haven’t touched a single slice of cake and frankly, that worries me.” He tenderly took the shaking Jin into his arms and embraced him tightly. “Did you get a cavity or something?”
Jin shook his head
“Then what is it?”
Jin sniffled. “I’m not supposed to eat cake.” He mumbled pitifully.
Kame paused, letting the information sink in. “And why is that?”
Jin released a wail. “BECAUSE SEMES’ DO NOT EAT CAKE! EVER!” With a huff, Jin untangled Kame’s arms around him and stalked out of the bathroom. His mood, if it was possible, worsened even more.
Rule #1 A/N: Should I continue with this craziness? XD To be honest, for the first... er... rule (?) in the Handbook, I was thinking TegoMass would have been more appropriate since Massu DEFINITELY has sweet tooth unlike Jin... we just know that he adores Ice Cream so... *bricked* Anyhow. Damn, I forgot what I was about to say.... hmmm. Moving on... XD
See? I told you I fail at hiatus. When I announce hiatus, I always end up writing a new fic or something.
The drabble didn't flow smoothly as I initially wanted it to be. Forgive me? :3
Comments are ♥♥♥
002. If a Seme can’t make his Uke cum just by licking his ass, the Seme sucks in bed. (posted 13 May 2010)
Three days after the cake incident, subsequently when Kame managed to convince Jin that being a Seme didn’t equal to not eating cake (ever!), KAT-TUN’s lead vocalist got another weird idea inserted in his head.
“Kame~!” The older man said in a singsong tone, obviously in a good mood.
Kame smiled and looked at his child-like lover. “Hm?” He replied. “What’s gotten into you?” He asked when the older didn’t say anything but instead, just wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at him.
“Ne~~”
“Yes?” Kame inquired, patiently waiting for Jin to continue.
“Ne~~ it’s been a while since we’ve... done it.” Jin lightly did a thrusting motion to imply what it was.
Kame grinned. Jin was incorrigibly shameless but he found it cute with moments like this one. “Okay?” He placed his arms in akimbo. “What do you suggest we do to...” He paused for effect and lowered his voice seductively. “Deal with the... deed?”
That was what Jin was waiting for, a go signal! He immediately glomped the younger man and in record time, he got the other begging under him.
“Jin, please...” Kame moaned, jerking the older man against him and frantically giving him a kiss at the same time.
“Hold up.” Jin smirked quite devilishly at his partner. “I wanna try something new with you.” He whispered and guided Kame so that the younger man would lie on his belly.
“What new thing? Jin, I don’t care how we do it! Missionary, dog style or me riding you... just get yourself in me, damn it!” Kame became quite forceful with his lust. He just couldn’t get the point why he needed to lie on his belly, damn it!
“Patience, sweetheart! You’ll love what’s about to come for you.” Jin murmured in Kame’s ears that gave the latter goose bumps.
Jin moved away from Kame and the lost of contact between their skins made the smaller man whine a little, partly because it felt cold lying there on the bed without Jin near him. A little after, Kame felt Jin lightly massaging his buttocks -- almost as if to comfort him -- before a wet sensation between his butt cheeks replaced that.
“What the-- Jin?!” Kame tried to look at what Jin was doing to him but Jin was holding him down firmly.
“Just relax sweetheart.”
Another wet sensation and Kame finally realized what’s happening. “Are you actually licking my ass?!”
“Hmm?” Jin distractedly replied and licked again in that spot that made Kame uncomfortable.
“Jin~! Jin!” Kame struggled to get away from his lover’s hold and when he was successful in doing so, he smacked Jin’s forehead. “That’s just gross!”
Jin looked at him with misty eyes. “Gross? But it’s supposed to make you feel good...”
“What? Who gave you that idea?!” Kame asked in a huff.
But Jin was too far gone in his musings and insecurity. “Uwaaa~ then this means I suck at sex!” He sniffled, making Kame unsure on what to do next. “Uwaaaa!”
The crying grew louder and the idol-turned-sports-caster irritably shook Jin. “Stop crying! If anything, I should be the one crying because you like doing things on your own pace a little too much! Without having a care if I have anything against those things!”
Kame gave another furious glare at his partner but that turned into something gentle seeing how much Jin is suffering at the sudden turn of events. “Tell me, what made you think that doing... a rimming job on me will make me happy?”
Jin gave out another sniffle before answering. “It’s because if a Seme can’t make his Uke cum just by licking his ass, then the Seme sucks in bed -- meaning I SUCK IN BED! WAAAAAAAAH!” Another bawling fit ensued before Jin stormed out of the bedroom and locked himself in their bathroom.
Rule #2 A/N: Please excuse the weirdness of this rule! (>_<)” It was something I wrote on whim and as you can see, it had a weird theme.
Somehow, I am enjoying imagining Jin as a whiny Seme. XD
Er, yeah. So comments are always adored and appreciated! ♥