Omake #1 - Consequences of Being Late
Title: Consequences of Being Late
Pairing: Akame, mentions of KusaPi, KoyaShige, JunDa, OhMiya, T&T and RyoUchi
Warnings: Male Pregnancy
Summary: Jin and Kazuya made a rule - whenever meeting up and one turns up late, said late person becomes the bottom. What happens when an unexpected circumstance presented itself to the pair?
Omake #1: Akame’s second... no... 4th try at parenting?
“But sweetheart...” Jin whined.
“No, you hear me?”
“Don’t you trust me?”
“It’s not a matter of trust!” Kame threw a pack of condom in Jin’s direction. “Our agreement from 20 years ago still stands. If you want to stick your dick up my ass, you’ve got to wear a condom!”
“But--” Jin tried to argue back.
Kame was quick to cut Jin off. “No buts! Now, if you’d rather I stick my dick up your ass, then I’d gladly do you without a condom.” A teasing smile surfaced Kame’s still beautiful face.
“This is so unfair!” Jin muttered, hurt and horny.
“Unfair?!” Kame visibly bristled. “You know what’s unfair in the world?!” The younger man was clearly hysterical at this point. “Being able to carry a child even though you’re a man!”
“But it wouldn’t be so bad to get another--”
“Shut it, Jin!”
“Fine.” Jin sighed then brightened up. “Look, I can always pull out before I cum--”
“Hell, no! Do you not understand the word ‘no’?!”
“Mou~~” Jin resumed his whining. “What can I do to make you agree having sex with me without the damned condom?! Don’t you realize how much we can actually save if we don’t use that thing?” Remembering a commercial he saw earlier that night, Jin grinned. “I know! You can try pills!”
“NO! It doesn’t work on men, Jin!” Kame was ready to tear his hair off but an evil idea came into his mind. “Oh, there’s another way that we can go past this issue!”
Jin didn’t like the way Kame was evilly smirking at him but decided to hear the other’s idea. “I’m listening.”
“If you get a vasectomy, I’ll agree to have sex with you without the condom.”
“What?!” Jin freaked out at that idea.
Kame grinned like a cat that just ate a poor canary. “It’s the only way I’m going to agree being bottom with you without protection.” He raised an eyebrow. “So, are you up to it?” He inquired, not exactly expecting Jin to agree to his impossible demand.
“Fine!” Jin suddenly stood up from the bed with a look of seriousness on his face. “I’ll do it.”
“What?! You will?” Kame’s eyes and mouth were wide open from shock.
“I will.” Jin answered with a shrug. “In fact, right now, I’ll go make an appointment with Doctor Hirayama.”
“What the-- Jin! Are you crazy?!”
“Isn’t this what you wanted?”
“Well... not exactly but...” Kame hesitated. “They’ll do stuff to your little Jinnie...” His eyes watered at the thought, his conscience picking on him. Him and his big mouth.
“I’ll do it.” Jin repeated. “If this is the only way that we can compromise.” He gave a quick peck on Kame’s cheek. “Until my vasectomy is done, I’m staying over at Pi’s. When I come back, I’ll be a new man.” He said dramatically before grabbing his overnight bag to pack some clothes.
“All this for not having safe sex?!” Kame was perplexed.
“No. Not for sex. It’s because I love you and I’m willing to do anything you want me to do.” He grabbed his car keys and wallet before throwing Kame a wink over his shoulder. “Call one of the kids to accompany you home. I wouldn’t want you to be lonely without me.” With that, Jin was gone.
Kame was left behind on the bed, speechless at the way their confrontation ended.
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“Pi! What am I supposed to do?!” Jin moaned, drunk as a skunk.
Yamapi massaged his head. “Idiot! Why declare something like that when you have no plans of going through it?”
“But... it was the heat of the moment.”
“Fake it.”
“What?”
“Fake it!” Yamapi repeated. “Your vasectomy. Fake it.”
“Do you want Kame to kill me when he finds out?”
“What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
“What if he gets pregnant again?”
“Carry the baby and throw it in my direction.” Yamapi said, nonchalant. “Or you can tell Kame the vasectomy is not always foolproof or something. I don’t know~ just make up something when the time comes!”
“I don’t know... I don’t wanna lie to Kame.”
“Jin, how old is Kame?”
“Turning 44 this year?”
“Then technically, shouldn’t he be already on menopausal stage?” He paused. “And because he’s already on menopausal stage...”
Jin perked up. “He will no longer have the ability to carry kids!”
“Yes! Exactly. So go for it. Fake it!”
“Pi, you’re the best!” Jin messily reached out to hug his best friend.
The two giggled like idiots that they are, forgetting the most important thing.
Kame is not a woman; therefore, he didn’t have monthly cycles.
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Four days later, Jin elatedly opened the door to their bedroom. “I’m clean, baby!”
In Kame’s eyes, Jin seriously looked like a dog wagging its tail from excitement.
“I had vasectomy done to me already so can we...” He wiggled his eyebrow suggestively.
The smaller of the two sighed, giving in to the taller man’s wishes. “Fine.” Kame patted the space next to him on the bed.
Jin glowed brightly before pouncing on his life mate.
FOUR WEEKS LATER....
“Jin, you STINKING liar! You told me you had vasectomy!” Kame screeched murderously and gritted his teeth as he purposely strode back to their bedroom.
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A/N: It’s the turtle’s birthday today!!! I know a LOT of people posted their own fics today for his birthday so I’m sorry in advance if this unnecessarily took up space on your f-pages. *sweat drop* I was planning on posting this tomorrow or the next day... but when I backtracked my updates, I found that I’ve been posting fics to commemorate his birthday so I just had to post something for today. XD Yep, I’m that weird and OC.
So there~! Did you like the craziness?! I know, random idea but I thought it’d be cute if I wrote it, you know? XD
Comments are LOVE! Please make this old woman happy and leave one? *giggles*
*rushes back to work because yes, I’m still running on a deadline*
Pairing: Akame, mentions of KusaPi, KoyaShige, JunDa, OhMiya, T&T and RyoUchi
Warnings: Male Pregnancy
Summary: Jin and Kazuya made a rule - whenever meeting up and one turns up late, said late person becomes the bottom. What happens when an unexpected circumstance presented itself to the pair?
Omake #1: Akame’s second... no... 4th try at parenting?
“But sweetheart...” Jin whined.
“No, you hear me?”
“Don’t you trust me?”
“It’s not a matter of trust!” Kame threw a pack of condom in Jin’s direction. “Our agreement from 20 years ago still stands. If you want to stick your dick up my ass, you’ve got to wear a condom!”
“But--” Jin tried to argue back.
Kame was quick to cut Jin off. “No buts! Now, if you’d rather I stick my dick up your ass, then I’d gladly do you without a condom.” A teasing smile surfaced Kame’s still beautiful face.
“This is so unfair!” Jin muttered, hurt and horny.
“Unfair?!” Kame visibly bristled. “You know what’s unfair in the world?!” The younger man was clearly hysterical at this point. “Being able to carry a child even though you’re a man!”
“But it wouldn’t be so bad to get another--”
“Shut it, Jin!”
“Fine.” Jin sighed then brightened up. “Look, I can always pull out before I cum--”
“Hell, no! Do you not understand the word ‘no’?!”
“Mou~~” Jin resumed his whining. “What can I do to make you agree having sex with me without the damned condom?! Don’t you realize how much we can actually save if we don’t use that thing?” Remembering a commercial he saw earlier that night, Jin grinned. “I know! You can try pills!”
“NO! It doesn’t work on men, Jin!” Kame was ready to tear his hair off but an evil idea came into his mind. “Oh, there’s another way that we can go past this issue!”
Jin didn’t like the way Kame was evilly smirking at him but decided to hear the other’s idea. “I’m listening.”
“If you get a vasectomy, I’ll agree to have sex with you without the condom.”
“What?!” Jin freaked out at that idea.
Kame grinned like a cat that just ate a poor canary. “It’s the only way I’m going to agree being bottom with you without protection.” He raised an eyebrow. “So, are you up to it?” He inquired, not exactly expecting Jin to agree to his impossible demand.
“Fine!” Jin suddenly stood up from the bed with a look of seriousness on his face. “I’ll do it.”
“What?! You will?” Kame’s eyes and mouth were wide open from shock.
“I will.” Jin answered with a shrug. “In fact, right now, I’ll go make an appointment with Doctor Hirayama.”
“What the-- Jin! Are you crazy?!”
“Isn’t this what you wanted?”
“Well... not exactly but...” Kame hesitated. “They’ll do stuff to your little Jinnie...” His eyes watered at the thought, his conscience picking on him. Him and his big mouth.
“I’ll do it.” Jin repeated. “If this is the only way that we can compromise.” He gave a quick peck on Kame’s cheek. “Until my vasectomy is done, I’m staying over at Pi’s. When I come back, I’ll be a new man.” He said dramatically before grabbing his overnight bag to pack some clothes.
“All this for not having safe sex?!” Kame was perplexed.
“No. Not for sex. It’s because I love you and I’m willing to do anything you want me to do.” He grabbed his car keys and wallet before throwing Kame a wink over his shoulder. “Call one of the kids to accompany you home. I wouldn’t want you to be lonely without me.” With that, Jin was gone.
Kame was left behind on the bed, speechless at the way their confrontation ended.
-----
“Pi! What am I supposed to do?!” Jin moaned, drunk as a skunk.
Yamapi massaged his head. “Idiot! Why declare something like that when you have no plans of going through it?”
“But... it was the heat of the moment.”
“Fake it.”
“What?”
“Fake it!” Yamapi repeated. “Your vasectomy. Fake it.”
“Do you want Kame to kill me when he finds out?”
“What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
“What if he gets pregnant again?”
“Carry the baby and throw it in my direction.” Yamapi said, nonchalant. “Or you can tell Kame the vasectomy is not always foolproof or something. I don’t know~ just make up something when the time comes!”
“I don’t know... I don’t wanna lie to Kame.”
“Jin, how old is Kame?”
“Turning 44 this year?”
“Then technically, shouldn’t he be already on menopausal stage?” He paused. “And because he’s already on menopausal stage...”
Jin perked up. “He will no longer have the ability to carry kids!”
“Yes! Exactly. So go for it. Fake it!”
“Pi, you’re the best!” Jin messily reached out to hug his best friend.
The two giggled like idiots that they are, forgetting the most important thing.
Kame is not a woman; therefore, he didn’t have monthly cycles.
-----
Four days later, Jin elatedly opened the door to their bedroom. “I’m clean, baby!”
In Kame’s eyes, Jin seriously looked like a dog wagging its tail from excitement.
“I had vasectomy done to me already so can we...” He wiggled his eyebrow suggestively.
The smaller of the two sighed, giving in to the taller man’s wishes. “Fine.” Kame patted the space next to him on the bed.
Jin glowed brightly before pouncing on his life mate.
FOUR WEEKS LATER....
“Jin, you STINKING liar! You told me you had vasectomy!” Kame screeched murderously and gritted his teeth as he purposely strode back to their bedroom.
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A/N: It’s the turtle’s birthday today!!! I know a LOT of people posted their own fics today for his birthday so I’m sorry in advance if this unnecessarily took up space on your f-pages. *sweat drop* I was planning on posting this tomorrow or the next day... but when I backtracked my updates, I found that I’ve been posting fics to commemorate his birthday so I just had to post something for today. XD Yep, I’m that weird and OC.
So there~! Did you like the craziness?! I know, random idea but I thought it’d be cute if I wrote it, you know? XD
Comments are LOVE! Please make this old woman happy and leave one? *giggles*
*rushes back to work because yes, I’m still running on a deadline*