Case 001

[testaburgler]

Ugh. I swear. The next time I hear someone use the word juxtaposition incorrectly one more time, I'm going to scream. This kind of thing I would expect from the jackasses at Harvard, but certainly not here although I suppose I should have known it would eventually happen anyway. Seriously fellow law students, big words do not make you sound any

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Forgive Sayu..she is so dumb. 1/2

[whysokidnapped]

...

What?

2/2 (but she does know romance)

[whysokidnapped]

Oh!

Special day~?

You should totally go all out and get your person the perfect gift and do something that they would love!

Re: 2/2 (but she does know romance)

[testaburgler]

Never mind.

She's easy to shop for. Honestly just getting her another pair of shoes would be like every other day. I have to make this one count. Any suggestions however?

[whysokidnapped]

You buy her shoes?? Ohh, you are good!

Umm...flowers are good! Girls love flowers! And chocolates! But..if you have something more personal and stuff, it's always better.

[newaged_jazz]

Special day?

Dinner in the park?

[testaburgler]

Two year anniversary...not too big of a deal, but I want it to be special.

[newaged_jazz]

Oh? Try candle-lit?

[testaburgler]

Candle lit you say? How should we go about the musical selection?

[obliviousracoon]

You're a law student, too?

Ah, good luck with your special day.

[testaburgler]

Yep. And its funny, because I left Harvard Law to come here for it. Harvard isn't all its cracked up to be, to be fairly honest. Its nice to have a fellow magistrate to talk to though.

Thanks. Like I said before, I'm not very good at this type of thing. I'm more of a recluse, but my ladyfriend is outgoing. She'd prefer something out of the house (I'd be happy with a picnic or something, but I would like to do something new).

[obliviousracoon]

Oh? I've heard so many good things about it. Well, I guess that's good to know. I'm glad that you decided on Evergrove, I haven't talked to anyone in the law program in a long time.

I see, that's understandable. I wish I could help, but I'm just as bad. I've only ever had one boyfriend.

[testaburgler]

If its any consolation, this has been my only relationship too.

[hallowed_texts]

I have attempted to educate the students of Evergrove in the proper usage of their collective vocabulary, but to no avail. I suggest you let the matter go - it was similar when I was a student here, and time has hardly changed the place.

As for your romantic occasion - the second anniversary is considered the "cotton" anniversary. It sounds very plain, but that is until one considered the inherent sensuous qualities of, say, a plush cotton robe, or freshly-laundered sheets that are soft as silk. Merely a footnote for you to consider as you set the scene for your 'date'; the rest of the comments here contain some lovely ideas, and I shan't steal their thunder.

[testaburgler]

It makes me realize that the majority of the student populous isn't going to mature after freshman year, or have for that matter. I almost feel obligated to force proper grammar into them, but I doubt they'll be able to understand anything I say.

Cotton anniversary? So like, one of those Fruit Of The Loom T-shirts? I'm sure Bebe doesn't need more clothes, but I'm sure she'll want them. Thanks.

You seem interesting enough. Its nice to have a fellow intellectual. What's your name?

[hallowed_texts]

There are groups on campus where the intellectual may be oneself without fear of being, ah, mentally head and shoulders above their peers. Admittedly, the groups are small and few, but many of them frequent my library. The books are not only for study purposes, after all.

A t-shirt, by itself, would rate a bit low on my scale of gifts - feel free to "jazz it up a bit". One suggestion I heard was having a shirt printed with a personal message, or photographs of poignant moments in your relationship.

I am Erica McElraft, your school librarian, and Evergrove alumnus - just Erica, to those who can keep up with me. You seem quite interesting yourself, if I may have your name as well?

[testaburgler]

You're the librarian? The library is practically my second dorm. Your law books have saved me many a' time in class. Its nice to finally meet you.

My name is Wendy Testaburger. I actually transferred from Harvard to pursue an education here. My 'significant other' has told me on more than one occasion that I should be a bit more outgoing and not limit my friends circle to people who are intellectually equal.

[testaburgler]

Looks like it. What's it to ya? Come back to beg for forgiveness?

ooc: I think they should have actually pranked each other, and it turned out to be a draw.

[testaburgler]

And here I thought maybe you missed me. Whatever, cripple.