sophiaacademy, look out!
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[There you are, minding your own business... either doing something you would prefer others not know about, or thrust against your will into a particularly embarassing situation. Good thing there's nobody here to--]
[Was that a camera shutter sound. WHERE DID SHE COME FROM.]
So! Could I start with your name and grade for the record?
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Extra! Special exclusive release!
[WHOOSH go the hallways as a miniature hurricane tears through them at ludicrous speeds, leaving a deluge of papers in her wake.]
Special scoop too fresh for the weekly paper! Read it now, from the Academy's most reliable news source!
[Oh god, is that a picture of you on the front page?]
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[BATTLE SITUATION. Could be started for any number of reasons, but Aya folds her arms as a sleek-looking Archon materializes in the air above her.]
Just so you know, I'm opposed to violence... but not enough that I won't use it against you if I really feel like it. You sure you want to do this the hard way?
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[SophiaNet!]
Hello, loyal readers and fans! I'd just like to take a moment to remind you all that the Bunbunmaru News is HIRING. Looking for a chance to make an impact on the world? This is your cue! Write hard-hitting articles on issues that lesser news sources are too cowardly to address! Bring the things that the students need to know into the light!
Applicants must be willing to interview with dogged determination. Pay is in the form of extracurricular credits, as this is a school club.
[There you are, minding your own business... either doing something you would prefer others not know about, or thrust against your will into a particularly embarassing situation. Good thing there's nobody here to--]
[Was that a camera shutter sound. WHERE DID SHE COME FROM.]
So! Could I start with your name and grade for the record?
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Extra! Special exclusive release!
[WHOOSH go the hallways as a miniature hurricane tears through them at ludicrous speeds, leaving a deluge of papers in her wake.]
Special scoop too fresh for the weekly paper! Read it now, from the Academy's most reliable news source!
[Oh god, is that a picture of you on the front page?]
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[BATTLE SITUATION. Could be started for any number of reasons, but Aya folds her arms as a sleek-looking Archon materializes in the air above her.]
Just so you know, I'm opposed to violence... but not enough that I won't use it against you if I really feel like it. You sure you want to do this the hard way?
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[SophiaNet!]
Hello, loyal readers and fans! I'd just like to take a moment to remind you all that the Bunbunmaru News is HIRING. Looking for a chance to make an impact on the world? This is your cue! Write hard-hitting articles on issues that lesser news sources are too cowardly to address! Bring the things that the students need to know into the light!
Applicants must be willing to interview with dogged determination. Pay is in the form of extracurricular credits, as this is a school club.