For mayfield_rpg! Have a Touhou.
1) 
[Good early morning, Mayfield! You are treated to this phone call at 7 AM on the dot.]
What the--wh-where am I? I'm supposed to be guarding Mugenkan and I have to get back right this minute before some stupid human comes along and walks on through and wakes Yuuka-sama up and gets me into trouble again! Who did this? L-LET ME OUT! I WANT TO GO HOME!
2)
[BABBY'S FIRST DRONING! Okay, get used to these happening at 7 AM...]
What the hell just happened? I spent almost a whole day being stupid and all I was doing was standing in front of Yuuka-sama's house! Who the hell has the right to screw with me when I'm doing my job?
W-what if she gets mad, dammit? Uuugh, I'm going to be in so much trouble...
3)
[Ladies of Mayfield, you're out shopping when you see a somewhat engrossed-looking blonde standing in front of a mirror. She has a hat in each hand, replacing and removing each in turn, obviously comparing the two.]
Not right, not right... Why can't I just have my hat... Hey, does the yellow ribbon on this one make my face look square?
[Good early morning, Mayfield! You are treated to this phone call at 7 AM on the dot.]
What the--wh-where am I? I'm supposed to be guarding Mugenkan and I have to get back right this minute before some stupid human comes along and walks on through and wakes Yuuka-sama up and gets me into trouble again! Who did this? L-LET ME OUT! I WANT TO GO HOME!
2)
[BABBY'S FIRST DRONING! Okay, get used to these happening at 7 AM...]
What the hell just happened? I spent almost a whole day being stupid and all I was doing was standing in front of Yuuka-sama's house! Who the hell has the right to screw with me when I'm doing my job?
W-what if she gets mad, dammit? Uuugh, I'm going to be in so much trouble...
3)
[Ladies of Mayfield, you're out shopping when you see a somewhat engrossed-looking blonde standing in front of a mirror. She has a hat in each hand, replacing and removing each in turn, obviously comparing the two.]
Not right, not right... Why can't I just have my hat... Hey, does the yellow ribbon on this one make my face look square?