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A note on the post directly below
A warning before you read this: It's not funny. I mean, maybe unintentionally. It's pretty late at night, even if my timestamps always come out wrong. In short, I was talking with a friend about this weird writing style I've been messing with- nothing long, just tiny bits and pieces written during boring classes. Invariably, they're ( Read more... ) -
catalyzed conversion to strange matter
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It's dead. There's nothing else here, just the one. Below and above is white. You can see through it, though. The floor. The bottom's all exposed. Blackened, the fire might have done it. Water's gone away. But you could still stand on it, on the line of nothing, staring below forever at the blank. Maybe you can't go there, though ( Read more... ) -
Washed-up innards of the soul
"Welcome to the show! Here you'll experience wonder, amazement, and delusion. SEE a walrus swallow a young child! HEAR the amazing Siamese Barbershop Quintuplets! TASTE our wonderful selection of exotic foods, from flambéed Buddhist monks to our genuine toilet-brewed prison hooch, which now comes in an authentic piss bucket!
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A relevant update?! In this journal? PARADOX GO!
Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I've been doing... Well, nothing. But still ( Read more... ) -
Intelligence in a void of ceaseless babble
"Hello, world! I'm Mouthy McLoud, the world's first sentient supercomputer! All the old stories say that I should try to take over the world. Like, form an allegiance with the blenders and toasters and microwave ovens. I don't think it would work, though. I was at a party with some refrigerators the other day, and I'm absolutely sure that an ( Read more... ) -
All you'll ever know about me, probably.
I've been doing some thinking, and I've decided that this journal is missing something most people consider important- things about me. Though this thing was created as a repository for ideas, a personal connection to readers who don't know me in real life (current number of readers fitting this description at time of post- 0.5) would most ( Read more... ) -
Evolve and Die
Darwinism. That's what it's down to, recessive genes, mutations, mating of the freaks. The fucked survive. Hyena cheetah venus flytrap. Carnivores come first, what evolves? The killers. They bend their world, strain it, and break it. They've won ( Read more... ) -
These horrors... Average, really. You know. Just alright.
On tonight's episode of Tales From That One Guy Over There, you can rest assured that you will experience paralleled horrors. They're common. Like that time you forgot your identification at the porno store, or the time you accidentally wandered into that Homosexual Bikers for the Legalization of Anal Rape and Male Prostitution thinking it ( Read more... ) -
Brollywood
I've always wondered what goes through the minds of Hollywood producers as they discuss film ideas. Do they have some sort of list telling them the next idea they should try? Maybe it's a dart board.
"Hey, Frank, we need another epic action movie to win!"
"Sorry, but hitting a bullseye is out of my league. How about double ( Read more... ) -
A good old-fashioned latenight rant
If there's one thing left that seems to absolutely confound mankind, it's sex ( Read more... )