Thought this was interesting...

[tetsuo_kun]

We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.

When you sleep over never boss me around unless it is in bed, during sex.

It never hurts to work out.

If you dont want to hear the truth, dont ask the question.

Fine or whatever is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.

If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didnt

Comments

[pooru]

Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didnt your parents teach you not to quit.

LOLOL i love that line...and THIS ONE TOO!

The jeans dont make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.

[ultrahova]

The only thing left to be said after sex is goodnight.

lawl

[ddr_jir0_bsj]

Raff Out Roud...

the first half was alll philosophocles, but the second half was all kragen auto crap. hahaha still funny though, and pretty truthful.