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teufel_schu

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Feb 02, 2009 07:41

Since my woman has decided to wander off and create fanclubs to men like some screaming fangirl, I need a real companion. I can handle male or female, gender doesn't matter to me. Being a telepath in my one set of clothes, I can anticipate and meet most every need. In my other, I make an excellent defender if I feel the cause is worth it. There ( Read more... )

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im_not_a_rookie February 2 2009, 16:50:58 UTC

SCHULDIG! I did it because it was Matt's birthday and it's the only thing he asked for!

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 17:01:58 UTC

No, no... that's all right, Elena. You can go set up all the fanclubs you like to various men. I'll find someone to occasionally be home and appreciate me instead of showing love for other men. You have fun with that.

im_not_a_rookie February 2 2009, 17:04:07 UTC

I'm doing them during my lunch hour! I'm home after work anyway!

Schuldig, please.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 19:53:16 UTC

Let me make sure I understand this.

If I want to start getting men sitting around mooning after that princess woman that glows in the dark, I can. And you won't care if I go on about how beautiful, kind, gentle, and all she is.

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gamepatch February 2 2009, 16:52:28 UTC

Man, what're you doing?

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 17:00:40 UTC

Since we're lacking a newspaper here, I thought this was as close to the personals ads that I was going to get.

gamepatch February 2 2009, 17:05:36 UTC

Not what I meant.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 17:14:30 UTC

What did you mean then?

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empressoftime February 2 2009, 16:56:38 UTC

I wish you luck in this endeavor. The outcome is certainly going to prove interesting enough.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 16:59:52 UTC

I thought it might. Everyone needs someone to come home to. Or in my case, someone to occasionally be at home.

empressoftime February 2 2009, 17:01:39 UTC

So you're looking for a more domestic type?

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 17:04:38 UTC

Somewhat, but also the sort that will pay attention to me versus fall over every other man in the city. Or woman in Ada's case.

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getyourzexy_on February 2 2009, 17:07:45 UTC

Pity you're not serious.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 19:52:06 UTC

I need a new cow. This one is giving the milk to everyone or mooing after them.

getyourzexy_on February 3 2009, 04:04:07 UTC

I tried to tell you...

swordandshield February 2 2009, 17:15:48 UTC

Women do that. It's annoying, but it doesn't mean anything.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 19:51:42 UTC

You think so? Damn shame I don't.

swordandshield February 2 2009, 20:01:11 UTC

Well, you're the telepath. I guess you'd know better than me.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 20:26:09 UTC

I try not to poke around people's mind too much anymore. Bunch of perverts.

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