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[teufel_schu]

What the Hell is that ugly building doing back? This somewhat negates the joy I felt taking a piss where Lux once was

Comments

[masked_intents]

As World's End Turns?

[teufel_schu]

The local soap opera. I tell everyone's little secrets and the rest look offended as if they never considered doing any of it.

[masked_intents]

What kind of secrets!

[teufel_schu]

Who's sleeping with who, who's lusting for who, who's planning on killing who, and all the juicy stuff.

[goodlucksoldier]

I thought we'd be old news by now.

[teufel_schu]

Not until Chris Redfield beats you to death or just until unconsciousness. We've got a pool going, and Wesker is looking as if he's going to win it.

[goodlucksoldier]

Who else is in the running?

[teufel_schu]

I said a week for a beating to death, Mello said two weeks for beating until unconscious, and Wesker said Redfield never would unless you mistreated her. I think Elena pitched in three days for a beating into unconsciousness. There's others with bets in. I don't have my sheet right in front of me.

[timid_werewolf]

You...need a new hobby.

[teufel_schu]

I like this one just fine, although I might be tempted to not do extremely detailed reporting on you, Sasuke, and Itachi for a bit of lunch?

[timid_werewolf]

Let's not go there, really!

...What do you want? I'll bring it by

[teufel_schu]

Oh come on. Everyone is tired of hearing about Alex and Claire. Yours is really kinky.

What are you making today?

[Voice]

[faroresson]

You know Sheik fucked Zack into the ground and then threw himself at me, right?

Don't get me started on Impa's wandering eyes.

[Voice]

[teufel_schu]

I know that I could give you a minute of clarity that would utterly horrify you before dropping you back into what you've become and that would amuse the hell out of me.

Then that spooky Sheik might decide to come here and do something. That would be a pain in the nether regions.

[Voice](Ohhhh you got him good)

[faroresson]

[There's laughter, but it's not entirely certain.]

As if you'd have the balls to look inside Link's head. You'd get lost two steps in.

[Voice](Schu is evil like that, especially when he has to deal with Elena weepy)

[teufel_schu]

((One can just imagine the small and vicious smile on Schuldig's lips as he lights a cigarette. The sound of him blowing out the match is clear.))

Not me. I've dealt with much crazier. How about it? You want that five minutes of clarity to scream and drag your fingernails down your face in grieved agony?

[vanitynightmare]

You love this game so...don't you?

[teufel_schu]

Of course I do. What else is telepathy good for?

[vanitynightmare]

Well, I must admit...it's fun to watch the chaos.

[teufel_schu]

As long as we're all entertained, life is much easier living with your thoughts.