Writer's Block: Tips for a Beautiful Body

[tex_e_rex]

I try not to tip more than $20 unless there is at least a handjob involved. Otherwise the stripper has a tendency to think of you as a mark. Then she gets your phone number, starts calling you at home, and you end up working extra hours to pay for her rent, while she sleeps with her boyfriend named Chet.... ummm, theoretically speaking of course,

Comments

[shallowsoul]

wow... that was hilarious. Damn... I miss strippers too. Who else lets you play mind games with them for a mere 10 dollars?