There are times now when I want to invent time travel, go back and find my younger self when I've said "I can't wait until I'm an adult!" and punch her in the FACE.
The reply email will be most epic, but that can wait until after the holidays. But glad to see you surface from the digging job that is Reality.
No, don't do that - if you mess up her face, she'll be less eminently smoochable when that tall dark and furry stranger waltzes into her life and sweeps her off her feet!
But you can totally use the time you spend not developing time-travel technology to kick back and catch up with all the good things in your life. (Sorry for not raising the periscope sooner, by the way - I have missed out on so much epic stuff!)
We have! And it was amazing! And as soon as the local convenience store opens back up again, I am out to shop for this fine new recipe you've given me. Bring on the Bacardi Bears!
so one of my friends needed a reminder that life isn't always perfect and i told him about your quote here - and then texted it to him - and now he's posted it on his facebook wall - it's going viral!
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The reply email will be most epic, but that can wait until after the holidays. But glad to see you surface from the digging job that is Reality.
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But you can totally use the time you spend not developing time-travel technology to kick back and catch up with all the good things in your life. (Sorry for not raising the periscope sooner, by the way - I have missed out on so much epic stuff!)
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you and yours try to have a merry christmas, alright? this always tends to be the most stressful part of the year, doesn't it?
btw - soak gummy bears in vodka for 3+ days in the fridge - it's WAY better than jello shots or wild turkey + cereal =P
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