An incredably long slew of colorful metephores (work safe)

[texasknight]

well (metephore for the act of human procreation inserted here)!!! My car spiraled down in to the bowels of that really hot place under ground. it surged twice last night, then the check oil light came on. (uh oh) two seconds later, the engine temp light came on. (well {metephore for human waste expulsion}) Three seconds after that, the "service

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[lama_fats]

(metephore for the act of human procreation inserted here, sorry to hear that man. If i can help just ask.

[texasknight]

Nothing you can do unless you happen to have a vehicle to take me to the DMV tomarrow morning, and about $250 for all this crap. Actually, scratch the $250. Pop gave me some money today to handle it. How about just a socket set to help me with the front left tire tomarrow? I need to remove the torn to shreds dust cover before it gouges the rotor.

[lama_fats]

i'll be over after work about 6:30 or 7 pm

[texasknight]

In the words of Fat Dave.....SWEET!