Rain is always followed by a rainbow

[texthemex]

I find myself at a crossroads. Lacking anything more productive to do, I decided to update my seriously outdated web page. And yet, I was sad to discover I had very little to add. However, I'm beginning to think that change is good, so I made a valiant attempt. After a conversation with a good friend I realized that I need to stop trying to be Mr

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[grannywetdreamz]

Brandon le gusta chupar mis huevos.

Your Um and Yang are now balanced, therefore you are no longer a slave to your own flaws. You have accepted and become one with them, the journey has begun. The question is now, "Will you remain on the path of virtue or the quick road?" Just remember, past experiences can never predict the future.

AND

A Brandon le gusta chupar mis huevos.

[texthemex]

since when am i young grasshopper?
-cheers-
Dave

[grannywetdreamz]

...good question let me get right on that, with thinking...I got it!!! No wait, that's subtraction.

[texthemex]

does that mean we have sex 2 times??

yes

[fellatioluver]

yes.. i think i can answer for that ass on this one.. yes.. that means you have sex with ME 2 times.. times the square root of a million

Re: yes

[grannywetdreamz]

but I thought WE were fuck buddies? JUST us...and the midget..oh wait!!! That was you! Whoops never mind then.