One-Man Tax Day Tea Party, Chicago El Brown Line Edition

[textybeast]

Excerpted from an overheard 10-minute phone-conversation rant on the Kimball northbound, 1:50 p.m., Wednesday, April 15:

"Fuck taxes! If they're late, so what, they can go ahead and charge me an extra 5% a month or whatever, I don't give a shit. Take my taxes, man. Put another monkey on a ship, let's see what Venus looks like.

Fuck the winter, fuck

Comments

[flybrain]

so, who were you talking to?

[textybeast]

Har dee har har. Though I *do* drink a lot of soda and, well, we all know about my sweet sweet blunt addiction, I have no affinity for Chicago-style pizza.

[cherguevarra]

Brilliante. (That's Mexican for "shiny")