Birthday blues

[texywolf]

Well, my 18th birthday's finally over. It was a calm day, nothing happening at all. Dinner comes around and we have spaghetti, nothing special. My mom got a pretty good cake. Then it comes time to open presents, and there's only one thing on the table. It's a bag with a Barely Legal magazine in it. For those of you who don't know, I'm gay. I guess

Comments

[mortonfox]

Happy birthday!

[gamer_wolf]

Aw man, that's really messed up of your folks to do that. Still, despite all that, happy birthday.

[aiden_raccoon]

I'm sure this is the perfect opportunity to tell dad that his used copy of barely legal just made you gay.

[texywolf]

HAH! My brother's the one who got it for me. I've yet to get anything from my "dad".