1. Star stickers cannot be awarded by anyone capable of receiving them. They must be dealt out by an impartial party.
2. Star stickers must be bought from the drugstore across from the hotel. They are in the fourth aisle under the sports stickers. They cannot be any way imitated/copied/fabricated.
3. Negative star stickers are represented by numbers. One negative integer can be atoned for with twenty laps at the discretion of the impartial judge.
4. A star must be fully earned and with a stated reason. E.g. I would award Marylin a star for converting CO2 to Oxygen and making the room more eco friendly.
5. There is to be no bribery of the impartial judge.
6. On Mondays, everything counts for double.
7. On Saturdays, there is an hour of respite in which no stars can be added or subtracted. The hour is awarded at the discretion of the judge.
8. Stickers are under no occasion to be torn in half or disrespected. Stickers must be kept safely in a drawer by the judge and not allowed to fall to the floor.
9. The list is not to be tampered with under any circumstances.
10. Do not let your guard down. :|