Dear Associated Press stringer,

[tezliana]

Please go back to high school and learn to use the English language.

Chicago touts arrival of more advanced bomb-diffusing robots

The Associated Press
Published November 16, 2006, 12:17 PM CSTCHICAGO -- Officials are touting the arrival of three new robots the city will use to diffuse bombs

Comments

[docstrange]

bomb-diffusing robots

!!! Now, THAT sounds like a threat! !!!

[marlowe1]

Robots are never as cool in real life as they are in the movies though. I mean it's just a stupid mechanical arm going back and forth most of the time. Where are the robots that look like hot chicks when you need them?

[docstrange]

I guess that just leaves you with the arm moving back and forth.

[tezliana]

New, from iRobot... the Fruumba!

[rennie_frog]

That seems awfully expensive for a robot that will be used once. If you're diffusing a bomb, I'm sure the robot you're using will be diffused with it.

[tezliana]

We're from the Government, we're here to help you spend your money!

[cheesetruck]

Yes let's use people instead, they're cheaper.

[docstrange]

ENGLISH, MAN!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?