[NPC Mode] On a search

[1_true_leader]

*A black and white police car drives toward the Ark, the number 643 emblazoned on its roof. It halts before the entrance and transforms, in a very twisty-metal-rearranging-itself manner. A tall, dark, and spiky robot stands in its place afterward and loudly barks out:* WHERE. IS. THE UNIT DESIGNATED "FRENZY"?

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[bebopbot]

*Blaster picks up on some noise outside and brings up the external cameras* Oh, hullo, what's this?

*He turns on the receiver for the outside speaker frequency as the strange-looking mech repeats his question.*

[Comm:General Frequency] Sorry, pal, no Frenzy here. We would have noticed if that punk was running loose in here. Try the Decepticon base. [/comm]

[1_true_leader]

*The strange mech sneers, growling* I know he is here...

*He then emits a piercing electronic sound that's part signal, part language -- but not one anyone in this world could understand*

[keyinhand]

*Frenzy suddenly sits up straight from where he was enjoying a spot of tea and he lets out a strange electronic sound. He then jumps down from the chair, the tea cups smashing to the floor, and darts out of the room right through the legs of the much taller mechanoids, and scrambles on all fours (sixes?) toward the upper halls and eventually toward the exit*

[backdraft_bot]

*Suddenly, something large and heavy simply appears out of nowhere and drops on top of the scrambling pile of knives with a loud

CLANG.

...and...it's someone's lower half.*

*...said lower half is still twitching.*

[bebopbot]

*Blaster traces the strange noise to the receiving mech and turns the cameras on to see an odd-looking Transformer(?) running down the hall with..what..appears to be..the bottom half of a bot in tow.*

@_x;;; What is goin' on out there?

*He switches to another camera, checking back the way the mech had come from. He blinks when he sees someone hanging from a vent. Someone...missing their lower half. He shakes his head in disbelief and reaches to type yet another command in, then stops.*

... ...WHY AM I BLUE AGAIN?!?!?! >_<;;;;

[backdraft_bot]

*Inferno runs in...*

HAY GUYS!! :D

I'm finally sober! I went to those meetings and got counseling, and 'Star and I are back together again an--*Frenzy drags half of Jazz by...*

o_______________o

*...punches out a nearby panel and pulls out a previously hidden flask.*

*CHUGS*