*Even though the insanity with the paintball diversion has long since ended, the disaster involving a certain tiny, sentient pile of sharp instruments is enough to cover up the ongoing prank in progress ( Read more... )

*There's a commotion in the main corridor of the base. A small, skeletal silver robot, even shorter than a human, goes tearing down the hall with Rattlelatch running in swift pursuit, a giant mallet held over his head and a snarl of determination on his face.*

I don't mean to be rude or intrude on anyone, but is anybody actually able to read this 'l33t' language?

I think trying to read this is giving my headache a headache.

j00 4r3 0|\| t|-|3 \/\/4y 2 |)3$tR|_|

j00 |_|4\/3 |\|0 C|_|4|\|c3 2 $|_|r\/1\/3 /\/\4|<3 j00r t1/\/\3

b0\/\/ b4 j00r |\|3\/\/ 0\/3r|_0r|)!!!

*There's a fizzle through the network as a signal from Rattlelatch's journal invades the normal processing of the collective database. Nothing goes down, there are no harmful surges, and no bugs get in, but this isn't your Friendly Neighborhood Unlocker anymore and he wants you to know it ( Read more... )

Just a head's up, everyone, I think someone might have hacked my journal. Don't ask me how they got past me (and I'm not trying to brag there, of course), but...um, yeah. Hopefully I can get this thing secured before they try anything ( Read more... )

Disturbing news has recently come to my attention concerning a smear campaign being conducted by two fleshlings named Spielberg and Bay.  These allegations are baseless, and a direct threat to our way of life.  Such insolence can NOT be tolerated.  The mere idea that a human who once portrayed an elf could ever give voice to your mighty leader is ( Read more... )

*Megatron looks up as a few more members of his army come straggling in.  With the exception of the Predacons and a few others, almost everyone has returned.*

Decepticons, the time has come for us to examine our efforts.  For the past several millenia, we have been locked in combat, usually with the Autobots.  *Pausing for a moment, Megatron shoots ( Read more... )