Bridge Project Starting Poorly

[tfduke14]

I'm working on a project for my parents, its basically me working for them and my neighbors trying to save the bridge over the creek in my backyard. I went down to try to look at some stuff and clear things out of the way so I could begin, when out of NOWHERE a snake lunges out from its serpentine hiding spot and bites me in the foot. Now, as

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[anonymous]

See if you can get SEG points for hanging the sucker with a noose like a witch from Salem cerca 1690. That is some intense historical parallelism that deserves lots of points. (If Jason can get 30 pts out of a xanga post you should get at least 20 for that)

[tfduke14]

true, grasshopper. i'm assuming this isnt drew, because you didnt threaten to kill me once in the whole thing. dunno.