I have a friend whose name is Charles, or Chaz as we lovingly call him. Or hatefully if your name happens to be Drew Lichtenstein and you're bitter towards life in general. Just kidding Drew, I love you. Sort of. But yes, as you've undoubtedly heard by now, some freshman made a good run at ruining Charles' shit with a big honkin' SUV. The ( Read more... )

Here's my interpretation of life as a 12-step program ( Read more... )

This is only getting posted because Chris is the coolest ( Read more... )

http://www.video-c.co.uk/frontend/asp/microshow.asp?vidref=benn001&FileType=ADSLstream

Thank me later.

That's right folks, according to several people, I am scum. I am just an awful person. Why, you ask? Simple. Prom. Junior Prom wins the award of The Tapioca Jello of School Dances. Its worthless. No one in their right mind eats tapioca, its basically anhydrous mucus that you put in your fridge to make it edible. Mmm-mmm, pass the straw so I ( Read more... )

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Junior year is notorious for difficult classes and extreme workload. At least, that is the foundation of the rumors swirling about the third year of high school. I have found this to be a somewhat conditional statement. My classes, including AP Busywork [AP Lit with Kaiser Bryan], generally don't give me too much troubly in terms of monumental ( Read more... )

So I was trying to help Droege and Downs debate their prom issues tonight, and I came away with the following conclusion ( Read more... )

I've decided to write Ronjonesque poetry in my livejournal ( Read more... )

by the way, i don't think anyone reads this anymore, so this is gonna be my last post probably forever. its been fun.