Comments | tfear: I gotta go right now, someone is videotaping me in my Zombie Chair

tfear

I gotta go right now, someone is videotaping me in my Zombie Chair

Feb 23, 2005 20:11

I just picked up a gallon of games with my tax refund. Acquired Disgaea, Fable, Killzone (quash that snickering in the back row, please), Kingdom Under Fire, 2nd season of Red vs Blue, and Xenogears. Oh, and the Gamestop clerk finagled me into a discount card/Game Informer subscription ( Read more... )

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krandubious February 23 2005, 18:19:54 UTC

you'll have your spaceship if xenogears doesn't roll it into a ball, load it into gigantic slingshot, shoot it to the center of the earth, let it sit 65,000,000 years only to be drilled out and used as fuel to run the playstation 23,420 RXP001 and its copy of xenogears super-ultimate-radical version 8.0

but only if that happens...

cutinhalfblues February 23 2005, 20:31:10 UTC

hahahahahahahahahahaha

tfear February 23 2005, 21:25:37 UTC

Xenogears wouldn't put a scratch in my spaceship. I've devoloped a new titanium ceramic polymer that's indestructable. Better than adamantium. Don't doubt me, you know all about my MIT degree that I got from another dimension. All of what I say is plausible and almost certainly true.

Let's go with your scenario for a second, though. If that happened, the fuel would be used to power the reactors on Jjaro Dreadnoughts and keep cybernetic body armor up and running when the Covenant release Halo: The Prophecy That Will Actually Happen In This Reality. Halo:TPTWAHITR is going to be the best "game" ever. EGM told me so.

felixfelix February 23 2005, 20:07:46 UTC

i think i'm addicted to GQ now.

tfear February 23 2005, 21:35:52 UTC

That article was like the money, like the bomb, right?

Working at CVS, magazine perusing is a favorite pastime. After the cursory glances at the tabloids to get my fill of everything that's wrong with this country, I will always pick up a new GQ first. Once you get past the fact that it's a fashion magazine at heart (and that Pat Batemen and friends were regular readers) it has some of the best articles around (besides literary magazines like Harpers). A lot of them are righteously well written, funny, and even moving.

Then I pick up Cosmo, and my brain melts (sex tips and most embarrassing moments are my fav).