Attack of the Jabberwocky
Well, I was correct in my assumption that this would be the Summer of Explosions. We put last summer's antics to shame with the terrorist operations of this year. I'd like to thank my loyal assistant Chris for being so dedicated to the cause. I'd also like to give big thanks to Bridget and Nikki for hosting parties and gatherings where we could showcase this stuff. I also appreciated all of the positive feedback afterwards.
This is most likely going to be my last blow off summer. In regards to responsibilities, summer vacation hasn't meant anything to me for a few years now, but it has to those around me, so it still felt like the school free party days of old. No more, though. What I could have passed off as a bad summer in the past, could now potentially turn into a bad life. Let's hope not.