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[tfunk]

I think I am going to scream. I just got this email from Shea Lowe in the CTSM office. I usually get a couple job openings a week from her, but this one disgusted me.

Hawkins Research in Murray is in need of some customer support people which will do some technical support as well. They need 3 people but really looking for full time. I would

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[magnumchaos]

where the fuck is that at? and what does the job entail? I NEED A JORB!

[tfunk]

No, dude. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO WORK FOR HAWKINS.

WORK FOR MCDONALDS INSTEAD.

I am SERIOUS.

[magnumchaos]

dude, I HATE McDonalds. With a passion. A passion that you would not believe.

[tfunk]

Me too. But I would rather work at McDonalds than go back to Hawkins.

Don't ever let me hear about you trying to get a job there.

[chenley]

Isn't Hawkins always hiring? My uncle applied, graduate of CSC, same day he was like "fuck that, shit".

[tfunk]

Yeah, apparently they are.

Allison and I were both fired from that hell-hole for crap reasons.

I still, to this day, do NOT know an honest reason that I was fired.

[deezil]

What is so bad about this place?

[tfunk]

It's a long story. I still need to write it all up.

[allisonrae]

holy jesus christ. taylor, make an entire post about why hawkins is terrible and i'll co-host that entry w/you. seriously. gale hawkins is a terrible person.

[keithdrone]

They eat babies.

Not only that, but I heard they can control the weather and wrote the screenplay for 'Glitter'.

Weird though... I got that email like... a month ago :p