oh my god this is the best thing as of ever. I am dead.

can I start RENTADAD.com and we can totally link to each other? future plans: we could have side-by-side stores in a mostly-vacant shopping plaza and we can just endlessly promote each other in circles. or there could be like a secret entrance from your store into my store just like the Popeye's that leads to a barber shop (but better).