Call the police every second, all the time; do not take your ear from the phone, your finger from the touchpad, or you will regret it.

http://www.ronpaulsingles.com/

All right which of you jackasses stole my idea. even the damn slogan is the same

I'm trying to make a list of everyone i told about my brilliant idea so i can figure out who i need to kill

god damn i should have registered that domain name earlier