After spending all of Brady and Casey's wedding party at the bar...( Read more... )

PRIOR TO UNWANTEDLY KISSING ME (TWICE), ADAM DID TAKE ME SHOPPING TO PURCHASE SOME MORE APPROPRIATE CLOTHING FOR MY NEW VESSEL. I DID LIKE THE OTHER ONES, BUT I'M TOLD THIS WILL ATTRACT THE RIGHT KIND OF ATTENTION. APPARENTLY MY PREVIOUS GARMENTS WERE LIKE AN INVITATION FOR SEXUAL RELATIONS...DEFINITELY NOT MY INTENTION ( Read more... )

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Father,

I no longer know where I belong...

So I shall pray for you to put things back the way they were.